Badass Handshake (Earthquake)

The CIA tried to avoid this situation by making Dillon push too many pencils, but sadly it didn't work.

Badass handshake's fact 1, by jameseyk1:
this is how they turn coal into diamonds.

Badass handshake's fact 2, by Cvan242:
thats how nuclear fission was born

Badass handshake's fact 3, by swede6666:
...and so Dr. Emmett Brown fell off of his toilet while hanging a clock and discovered the idea for the flux capacitor

Badass handshake's fact 4, by 187lloyd:
when those two hands connected, THATS when earths plates were created

Badass handshake's fact 5, by seiya209:
with this video Im no longer gay

Badass handshake's fact 6, by jeg622:
so thats the reason he got his arm dismembered by the Predator.... to prevent further catastrophe

Badass handshake's fact 7, by Exactus777:
The earthquake maybe over, but the Earth still rotates with a Limp and a Tilt because of this Handshake.

Badass handshake's fact 8, by m4rkyboy:
the soviet union lost the arms race right there

Badass handshake's fact 9, by Cvan242:
Dillon gave up intentionally... obviously to interrupt the handshake before it destroyed whole universe. Hes much smarter than Arnold.

Badass handshake's fact 10, by RandomHL:
This handshake finished Duke Nukem Forever!

Badass handshake's fact 11, by thuram98:
This handshake broke through reality, into the Marvel universe, and defeated Galactus.

Badass handshake's fact 12, by wkeil1981:
This is how the never ending storm on Saturn was created.

Badass handshake's fact 13, by wkeil1981:
Once upon a time was a bitch... And that bitch had a son... And the son of that bitch was Dillon...

Badass handshake's fact 14, by teamfucktop:
That isnt just an earthquake, its the Earth losing is virginity.

Badass handshake's collateral damage 1 by Aztecius:
This handshake is what got my brother pregnant

Badass handshake's collateral damage 2 by HazerLazor:
This is what caused chernobyl

Badass handshake's collateral damage 3 by necrophadian:
this handshake caused Skynet to become self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th.

Badass handshake's collateral damage 4 by thebuzzerding:
This is where MIcheal Bay gets his ideas

Badass handshake's collateral damage 5 by Raveheart90:
I just vomited a set of 100-pound dumbells from seeing this.

Badass handshake's collateral damage 6 by Garfuck:
Man, this handshake caused the fire on the oil rig.

Badass handshake's collateral damage 7 by RandomHL:
Watching this deleted my recycle bin.


Something to think about, by DaSora2:
imagine what would happen if arnold and sylvester stallone had a handshake?

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[darthmaster1987]

We know now who origins that tsunami in Japan...

[kajetanadamsamuel]

This handshake caused the dinosaurs extinction

[secbam]

WOW KONY IS STRONG

[Trixspeed]

OMG - - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA you get 4 stars (**** out of 5) from me... halarious!

[EmpireLS56KW]

The handshake will be the end of 2012

[EmpireLS56KW]

FUCKING FUNNY LOL classic with Earthquake 1974I bet that handshake was mixed in Sensurround with +10 on Richter scale

[Perfectedidiot21]

"This handshake finished Duke Nukem Forever"

oh god my sides

[gymnastgirl007]

what?



[zxcaswerr]

Wpw

[powerboy1456]

now try to do it with chuck norris

[blink180heights]

@clap5 lmaoo nice

[cekinxxx]

tilllaaah