We Live In Ohio! Song Parody

WE LIVE IN OHIO (Sung to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire)

SCHOOL SYSTEM IT AINT GOOD
GET OUR KIDS OUT THE HOOD
POLICE FIRE LOSE THEIR JOBS
NOW EVERYBOYS GETTING ROBBED
CLEVELAND PRESS HAD TO FOLD
SAME OLD STORY GETTING OLD
HOSPITALS ARE CLOSING DOWN
BUSINESSES ARE LEAVING TOWN
HOUGH RIOTS ALL AROUND
RIVER BURNING ON THE GROUND
RALPH PERK BURNED HIS HAIR
THE CITYS BANKRUPT EVERYWHERE
KUCINICH WAS A FOOL
THEN MAYOR CAMPBELL CHANGED THE RULE
BOB TAFT WHAT A JOKE
NO WONDER CLEVELANDS GOING BROKE

(Chorous)WE LIVE IN OHIO
AND WE GOIN BROKE BUT YET WE CAN NOT SMOKE IN HERE
WE LIVE IN OHIO...AND OUR MAYOR KEEPS RAMBLING YET WE CAN'T GET GAMBLING HERE.

RED RIGHT 88
NICKEL BEER AND BOTTLE GATE
PAUL SILAS SHOWN THE DOOR
GOTTA WIN A WHOLE LOT MORE
THE SHOT FUMBLE AND THE DRIVE
HOW DID ELWAY STAY ALIVE
JORDAN WAS THE FREAKIN DEVIL
HIT HIM WITH A FREAKIN SHOVEL
BRAD DAUGHERTY HURT HIS BACK
CHONE'S ANKLE TOOK A WHACK
TED STEPIEN WAS SCARY
RON HARPER DANNY FERRY
ART MODELL HE LEFT TOWN
WHEN DAVID SAID WE'D KEEP OUR BROWNS
BUTCH DAVIS UP AND QUIT
HOW LONG MUST WE TAKE THIS SHHHHH

(Chorous) WE LIVE IN OHIO
AND WE GOIN BROKE BUT YET WE CAN NOT SMOKE IN HERE
WE LIVE IN OHIO...AND OUR MAYOR KEEPS RAMBLING YET WE CAN'T GET GAMBLING HERE.

SHAKER HTS ..TERMINAL TOWER
ALL AMERICAN CITY POWER
SHORT VINCENT PLAHOUSE SQUARE
UNION JOBS THEY ALWAYS CARE
THE ORCHESTRA HAS THE BRASS
THE CLEVELAND CLINIC IS FIRST CLASS
CASE WESTERN..PORT OF CLEVELAND
CLEVELAND BALLET HAS US BEAMIN
ZOO MUSEUMS AND METROPARKS
EUCLID BEACH AMUSEMENT PARK
THE HALL OF FAME...THE DOG POUND
THE BUZZARD'S ALWAYS BEEN AROUND
BIG CHUCK AND LITTLE JOHN
DICK GODDARD'S ALWAYS ON
THE GHOUL AND MR JINGLELING
CHRISTMAS WAS A BEAUTIFUL THING

(Chorous)WE LIVE IN OHIO
AND WE GOIN BROKE BUT YET WE CAN NOT SMOKE IN HERE
WE LIVE IN OHIO...AND OUR MAYOR KEEPS RAMBLING YET WE CAN'T GET GAMBLING HERE.

LARRY DOBY CARL STOKES
FRANK ROBINSON GAVE US HOPE
ROCKY CALIVITO TRADE
PAUL NEWMAN SAUCE WAS MADE
JIM BROWN AND LEROY KELLY
BOB HOPE AND HALLE BERRY
DREW CAREY DON KING
LEBRON JAMES WILL BRING US RINGS
JANE KENNEDY ARSENIO HALL
JOE WALSH WE HAD A BALL
ALAN FREED COINED ROCK AND ROLL
DIANA MUNZ SHE WON THE GOLD
THE AIR SHOW AND THE GRAN PRIX
ALL THESE THINGS THAT YOU CAN SEE
THERES NO BETTER PLACE TO GO
THANK GOD WE HAVE MIKE TRIVISONNO

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• Cleveland
• ohio

[boxchildtj]

lebron james didnt bring us rings

[selby56]

Man I wish I knew where I could download this song...

[patsyloves53]

irritating song >.<

i can never listen to this shit again

[KillaWatts10]

The indians will bring us a championship. dont worry

[erjamesl]

just in case anyone was wondering, cincinnati isn't much better

[BKerve5894]

@TheSlorta he wuit on you guys 2 watch the film

[BKerve5894]

@boxchildtj he up and quit

[TheSlorta]

the only thing good that came outta Ohio was LeBron James and even he left LOL fuck cavs go heat

[ecawildcats123]

LOLOL XD

[brownie176]

@Taterzoid lol dad

[Taterzoid]

@brownie176

Son, I am disappoint...