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Aaron Swartz, Manti Te'o, and more - 90 Seconds on The Verge: Thursday, January 17, 2013

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Published on Jan 17, 2013

"Uhhhhhh, this is your captain speaking. We seem to be experiencing some minor turbulence inside the cabin. Please fasten your seat belts and please remember, there is no smoking inside the aircraft at any time. Thank you."

"Uhhh, this your captain again. It appears that the aircraft itself is the one that's breaking the 'no smoking' rule. I apologize for the witch hunt. We will now be doing an emergency landing so that the aircraft can smoke in peace. Please make sure your seat belt is fastened and that all electronic devices are turned off. Especially those playing Chip Chain. I know it's addicting, but it can wait 10 minutes."

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  • trailrail

    trailrail 4 months ago

    I'd go gay for Ross Miller <3

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  • nemeancestus100

    nemeancestus100 4 months ago

    I love Ross Miller :)

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  • arnoboy96

    arnoboy96 4 months ago

    stupid update, real gay shit

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  • Ryan Morgan

    Ryan Morgan 4 months ago

    No way related to human activity? Well no, you're arguing against dozens of credible scientific studies there bud, but the media and certainly the politicians like to exaggerate its impact and significance.

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    lowery02 4 months ago

    Ahem, the global warming the earth is experiencing right now is part of a pattern and is in no way related to human activity. Unless your referring to chem trailing and weather manipulation. The Verge rocks!

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  • MrYxuz

    MrYxuz 4 months ago

    This guy is gay with the other guy

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  • catchyouri

    catchyouri 4 months ago

    Coming to think of it why choose to say anything about Aaron Swartz if you do not care enough to write or film a more thoughtful and truthful story. I expect more from the intelligentsia of tech!

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  • catchyouri

    catchyouri 4 months ago

    very funny! little light though on the Aaron Swartz back story!

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  • Vnny Vinn

    Vnny Vinn 4 months ago

    Twitter's blue insigne is only for english international celebrities, not like real stars in countries other than America. :/

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  • williiamm23

    williiamm23 4 months ago

    Brilliant description.

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