Charles Darwin Was A Fool

http://www.biblelife.org/evolution.htm

Charles Darwin was a greatest fool ever lived on the face of the earth

DID CHARLIE MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF YOU?
©Tom Walk, Russel Alan Pratt
INTRO by Professor Poopfossil: (performed by Samuel Fischer)
Good morning Class! My name is professor Poopfossil and today we will be studying the principles of E-VIL-U-TION
Once I was a tadpole long and thin
Then I was a froggie with my tail tucked in
Then I was a baboon in a tropical tree
And Now Im your professor with a PHD
And the Big question is: Did Charlie Make A Monkey Out Of You?
LYRICS:
Well they say about 60 billion years ago
A little fish changed to a tadpole
Sprouted legs and grew some hands
Then he crawled out on the land
Changed from a reptile, to a monkey then a man!
So today I took my Bible to my school
But they say God's word is now against the rules
They say my Grandpa's a Gorilla,
My Dad's a chimpanzee
And my little baby brother's a baboon!
(Chorus) Did Charlie make a monkey out of you? Wackadoo! Wackadoo! Do you think you should be living in a zoo? Wackadoo! Wackadoo!
Don't you know that it's a lie
When it comes your turn to die
You'll find out your not a monkey but a fool!
Well I've heard some far fetched stories in my day
But the one I heard this morning takes the cake!
Well, I'm looking in the mirror
Just a checking out my rear
But I can't find a tail growing any place! Chorus
So I stood up to the teacher and told the class
"I can't swallow all this baloney about our past!
Evolution really stinks,
There just too many missing links
To believe all this is just to much to ask!" (chorus)
You'll find out you're not a monkey but a fool
Don't let Charlie make a monkey out of you!

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Evolution
• Creation
• Bible
• God
• Truth
• Atheist

[OspacemarineO]

This video totally changed my mind. We obviously were created in one day, out of mud. Then women came from a rib. Then a talking snake got us to eat some magic fruit and here we are!

[dodgermutt]

@endtimes If you don't wish to be laughed at, then you need to understand that Evolution does not cover origins of life. Also it would be helpful to know that abiogenesis (the study of the origins of life), does not say life came from rocks. Studies are still being done and we don't have any firm answers on the origins of life. when you say you believe our grandfathers are rocks, you tell me that you have no idea what science is or how it works.

[slr1238]

karl marx was a fool too.marx,darwin and hitler=3 of a kind.

[Anthrax80m8]

@robalabob for religeos ppl 1 is a very large number, but i knew this genius catholic that could count to 5!!!!!! ZOMG SMARTEST MAN ALIVE XD

[agent7897]

it is incredibly arragont to say evolution is just a stupid theroy after people have devoted their lives to proving it while justifying it by reading a book which is essentaly a fairy tale

[sotirisp16]

@JediSlayer22 Well that's a very long shot. I find hard to believe that apes survived and lost in the process of evolving or failed to adapt the greatest quality of humans. Speech. That's weird, isn't? I mean all felines have the same qualities more or less regardless their size, but humans and apes have so many differences. And will eventually apes start talking? If we have the same genes, they sure must.

[annnnnnnnnnnnas]

awessome



[Mikelynch112358]

This video is hilarious!

[JediSlayer22]

@sotirisp16 We didn't evolve from apes. Humans and apes share a common ancestor. Humans evolved one way and apes evolved another way. Hence the 99% DNA match between humans and apes.

[robalabob]

i particularly like it when they say 'there's just too many missing links'. ha! if you ask a bible basher for proof they'll show you a fucking sunset and say 'there... its a miracle'

[jaz88pa]

Charles Darwin is my god but I can't help loving this song. It's so dang jaunty!!!

[amyvocalist]

OMG this is hilarious! Especially the dancing skeleton, that is the missing link!