Would you Adam & Eve it?
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The Bible is bullshit, made for idiots who would believe its every word and follow it like sheep.
4 years ago 14
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LOL Seriously, the whole bible is myth... It's not even speculation...
As for you and your friend searching it out, why not simply go and talk to a rabbi? I mean it... After all, genesis is from a Jewish holy book...
3 years ago 7
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Genesis chapter 1, male & female created at the same time and given dominion over the earth as hunters & fishermen, told to be fruitful and multiply. Genesis chapter 2, no one to till the ground, Adam created(alone) as a farmer to keep & dress GOD's garden, other plants & animals(farm) created in front of Adam for proof of GOD as Creator, not good for him to be alone, so rib used to make Eve as helper, not told to be fruitful & multiply. More to it, but enough for now, Peace2Ya
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CLRubyHypatia is right. The book of Genesis begins with two different creation stories by two different people. You can stump any creationist by asking for the first 56 verses of Genesis in correct chronological order. The first is the 6 (plus a day of rest account), then the second occurs in one day (yom). The order of the two stories is different, man is created after plants and animals in the first, before them in the second.
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this is actually what happend... in the bible adam and eve had two sons cain and able and cain killed able and so all of a sudden cain gets a wife... well the bible doesnt mention that adam and eve could probably have more kids so cains wife is actually his sister. God only put certain people in the Bible. and didnt want every single people since it grew to be so many people in the world and just wanted important people and who have good stories to read... so thats how cain got his wife...
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lol in the beginning god created mcdonalds
2 years ago 2
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What???? You mean the bible contradicts itself? Who woulda thunk it?
2 years ago 2
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sounds like a case of my myth is better than yours. I thought is was bigger or something.
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there are two versions of the creation story in the Bible.
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woot lillith! showing us god is slightly(or alot) anti woman, women are equal to man or better sead should be seen as equal by law and stuff in order to achieve a fair and just society in that aspect
lewl, goth chicks when they work out right are hot:P
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Genesis chapter 1 is an overview. Chapter 2 gives a specification of the creation of Adam and Eve. It's thought that the first and second chapters weren't written together because there is variation in the author's mode of wording from one chapter to the next.
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It's like this, Eve was Adam's 2nd wife. I kid you not, first Adam and LILITH were created (the same way, from dust), and Lilith wanted equal rights (the 1st feminist!), which of course led to a huge argument and Lilith invoking god, so she could leave. God couldn't make her come back (cursing her kids for her disobediance, making 100 of them die every day), so he made a new woman from Adam's rib, thus making her submissive to Adam.
Presumably, those outside of the garden were Lilith's children.
Atheistblindchick 3 years ago
was this from one of the banned bible books? I've certainly heard of lilith..bit of a goth chick from what I remember. lol.
kalsolarUK 3 years ago
the woman cain married was his own sister because adam and eve had other children read carefully please
kesroy 4 years ago
It does'nt expicitly say that, but it is the conclusion that must be drawn I suppose. However, maybe I was just trying to find an alternative to the unpalateble idea of incest.
kalsolarUK 4 years ago
In chapter one Moses gives us the order of creation. In chapter two he goes back and gives further detail of the creation of the the first man and the first women. So yes you did not read it right. Adam and eve were the first human beings.
trehcrap 4 years ago
Many do claim that it is a telling of the same thing twice. The bible is full of guessing games like this. Maybe god was'nt in the mood for being concise and wanted people to argue about it. Especially as both chapters have differing accounts to some degree.
kalsolarUK 4 years ago