Cause I Work in An Office!

Frustrated at work? behold!

Chorus:

Cause I work in an office
And that's just how I roll
Making sure my d-e-p-t is under control
No matter how screwed up our elevator gets
I just toss back some Sprite
Cause I work in an office!


8:39 and I'm feeling okay
Dump my lunch in the fridge, try to fake a latte
Kitchen's just got sugar free packs and cold cups
So I swipe some of Jane's, cause I work in an office!

Yeah, you heard me right!

FedEx guy comes, can't find no one to sign
I take the package even though it's not mine
Everyone's trying to wake the Xerox up
We don't have tech support, cause I work in an office!

You're not SUPPOSED to have tech support in offices!
It messes with the natural balance!

12:43 and they vacuum the hall
I can't hear anyone on my conference call
Not sure if they still remember I'm here
I sign into G-chat, cause I work in an office!

3:25 and the internet's down
Pandora's stalled and I'm really bummed out
Deann is making a loud personal call
So I hum to myself, cause I work in an office!

Everybody in my left cubicle -- ho!
Everybody in my right cubicle -- hey!

Mike's mad they gave the design job to me
When I walk to the printer he gives me the freeze
I think he might be the one who threw my yoghurt out
We don't talk to HR, cause I work in an office!

Chorus

I'm not watering your window plants while you're in florida
You gotta water those suckers yourselves, man
I got calls to make
Or something

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• so
• much
• trouble

[Tzipporah529]

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