Ursula has turned Mr. Meany into a schoolgirl named Millie, and sent him back to school.
TRANSCRIPT:
Sweetie: Hi. Welcome back. I'm Sweetie, the party girl who lives in Ursula's brain. And this little cutie is Millie.
Mr. Meany: I told you not to call me Millie.
Sweetie: Well, I can't keep calling you Mr. Meany, can I?1 Millie here used to be a mean old man, but then he pissed off Ursula, the girl who created us, and she turned him into Millie, a precious little schoolgirl.
Mr. Meany: I hope you and Ursula both get monkey pox and die.
Sweetie: Millie is a fussy little lady today because she's nervous about her first day in school.
Mr. Meany: I can't believe Ursula's doing this, just because I got angry and said some unfortunate things.
Sweetie: You called her a big-nosed, tranny deviant with a stupid name.
Mr. Meany: All of which is true, you must admit. I don't see why she has to torture me like this.
Sweetie: Oh, quit having a tantrum, princess.
Mr. Meany: For god's sake, she's given me a bosom. There are actual breasts in this bra! And I haven't seen my penis in days. I mean, it's just gone. That's not right.
Sweetie: She's just having some fun with you.
Mr. Meany: Fun? Do you have any idea how disturbing it is to shower like this? I'm not even sure I'm 18, yet.
Sweetie: Don't worry. I think you're "barely legal"
Mr. Meany: As if the changes to my body weren't bad enough, she's altered my mind, too. I keep thinking these weird, teenage girl thoughts.
Sweetie: (To audience) Millie's put posters of Zac Efron all over her side of our room.
Mr. Meany: I can't help it. He's just so dreamy.
(School bell rings.)
Sweetie: School's starting. You better run.
Mr. Meany: What do you think Ursula did with my penis, anyway? I mean, where did she put it?
Sweetie: It's probably stored in some temp file on her hard drive.
Mr. Meany: Great. With my luck, I'll lose my manhood in a system crash.
did he/she said Penis?
LillaChristne 2 years ago
XD you dont know realy?
Jayday12345678910 3 years ago
Who is Zac Efron?
aaaaicit2 3 years ago