Most epic commentary ever - Woody the Slayer

Once again the forces of darkness align in a hopeless attempt to take on our hero, WoodysGamertag. Things looked bleak as Ons1augh7, tmartn, and the big fat jerk did everything they could to spoil his plans for victory but he was not to be denied. Please join me for a victory song.

The original vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj94aWmX9ns

Ons1augh7's response: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQEryueAAhQ

You might also like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq3n76GX_S4
Lyrics:

Once upon a time
Not so long ago

Woodys used to really suck
His aim took a hike
He played like a schmuck...it's tough, ewwwh so tough
Onslaught works his spray and pray
Shootin his famas, he tries to slay
What a scrub - what a scrub

Slaught says: I've got to hold down this long shot
It doesn't make a difference
If if he's better or not
He's my father and that's a lot
For love - God Dammit I'm shot

Ohh don't dispair
Woah you'd better beware
I'm your daddy and you're in my cross hair
Ohhh you just can't compaaaaare

Woody's TAR is loaded and cocked
He plants his claymores
then begins to stalk - he's tough, so tough
Onsalught dreams of easier prey
When he cries in the night
Woodys whispers: Baby it's okay, you had yesterday

Slaught says: I've got to hold down this long shot
It doesn't make a difference
If if he's better or not
He's my father and that's a lot
For love - God dammit I'm shot

Ohh don't dispair
Woah you'd better beware
I'm your daddy and you're in my cross hair
Ohh just can't compaaaaare

He's got to hold on ready or not
I'm coming for him and he's gonna get shot

Ohh don't dispair
Woah you'd better beware
I'm your daddy and you're in my cross hair
Ohhh Woody's the slayer
(Repeat to fade) (3x)

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• woodysgamertag
• mw2
• modern
• warfare
• living
• on
• prayer
• ffa
• free
• for
• all
• overgrown
• ons1augh7

[danyoyo123]

Auto tune FTW

[kingsfan0119]

hey woody i dont think that this is bad it was awesome

[ThePotatoProdigy]

This is my jam, i danced to this for soo long. Thanks for the beautiful singing. (I actually danced to this though :)) <-- Double chin.

[DooMGaminGTeam]

i would slap u in a 1v1 so hard .. nice song ! ;D

[xXAchillezzXx]

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[MastaQuickScope]

This dude needs some auto tune or some singing lessons, like for real

[FatEwok41]

well... it's better than Rebecca Black

[Grayphionix]

it was good but at least you had fun it was music to my ears !

[Grayphionix]

you should have done this in a wild voice

[Pokepal234]

4:44 voice crack..but other then that the song is awesome

[C0zz1e]

Isnt this Bon Jovi?