Christmas Time!!! (ORIGINAL) Song by Grant Uchida

Christmas Time music and lyrics by Grant Uchida (original song)
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Grant-Uchida/173419092786Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/GrantuchidaWebsite: http://www.grantuchida.comMerry Christmas everyone! I hope you enjoy this song, it was written almost 2 years ago but finished last christmas. I finally get to put it up since I missed my chance last christmas. Enjoy!!

It's Christmas time and did you know
I saw mommy walking home under a blanket of snow
that's when Santa came a passing by
he saw my mommy and she caught his eye
he smiled at her and with a ho ho ho
they shared a kiss under the mistletoe
mommy was naive and oh so young
that's why Santa slipped her the tongue
and you can guess
what happened next
mommy took Santa home to have...milk and cookies

that's when daddy came home from work
he'd been laid off by a corporate jerk
working night shifts can be real hard
when you're an underpaid security guard
walked in and with a look of despair
when he realized that mommy was having an affair
daddy kicked him out the door
Santa's face was all bruised and sore
I guess that's probably why I don't get presents anymore

well its Christmas time again
time for families and time for friends
relatives getting into holiday brawl
and shoppers going crazy through out the mall
and despite this bad economy
lets spend 500 bucks on a tree

it's Christmas time and did you see
a talking snowman by the name of frosty
he'd been wanted by the FBI
and SWAT team helicopters circle the sky
on top of that he'd been running away
from the MIB and the CIA
this snowman wonders why we have so much aggression
well maybe the reason is because society frowns on demonically possessed snowmen

well it's Christmas time this year
time to drink eggnog mixed with beer
it's time to get drunk and beat up your wife
while she tries to stab you with the kitchen knife
sadly both of you have neglected to see
little Susie hiding right behind the Christmas tree

all the elves are hooked on crack
Santa's a lipophilic
Mrs. Claus she wants a divorce
Santa workers her like a horse
we tell our children lies and we wonder why they grow up to be traumatized

it's Christmas time and everything's okay
Santa packed the presents on his sleigh
fed his reindeers pot so they could get high
how else do you think he makes them fly?
everything was ready to go
but the animal activist told him no
he'd been slapped with a decree
charged for animal cruelty
he went to court and lost because Rudolph was an endangered species

well its Christmas time today
time to throw all your cares away
hoping that you got lots of new toys
because Santa brings gifts to good girls and boys
but you didn't get anything new
sorry buddy but it looks like he forgot about you
I don't mean to be rude
but I think you got screwed
merry Christmas and happy new year too

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[nellie2581]

Nice song

[GrantUchida]

@nellie2581 thank you :) glad you think so!

[Kwestschions]

haha nice. groovy and really funny

[GrantUchida]

@Kwestschions thank you!, im glad you dig it :D

[flyleafxxgirl]

adorable!!

[GrantUchida]

@flyleafxxgirl aww thank you :)

[GrantUchida]

@CrankHardleyJr merry christmas to you too :D

[CrankHardleyJr]

Merry Christmas Grant ! :)

~CHJ

[GrantUchida]

@mrmanwheelchair merry christmas dae!! hope you are having a good one!!

[mrmanwheelchair]

Merry christmas my friend :-)