Tom Cruise Goes Nuts on Oprah

The spot that started it all. Tom's fake "love" for Katie Holmes is so transparent. It's a desperate P.R. stunt to hide Tom's true sexuality and to promote his failing movie. Fatso suck-up Oprah is too happy to help maintain the pre-planned scam.

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[Sandra3594]

Now Katie's gonna be jumping on that couch

[5hinkuro]

All of Tom's 3 divorces occurred when his wives were 33 years old. When a wife reaches age 33, it is Tom's custom is to openly admit his latent homosexuality to his wife, and under law of Scientology, order his wife to watch him as he engages in sex with a male chimpanzee (see Rock of Ages). At this point, the wives say "Fuck this, I'm outta here"

[TheIrishrogue68]

This is true...up to a point...the primate of choice for Scientologists is not a chimp but a baboon...Up until a few years ago their headquarters in L.A. maintained a luxurious ape compound which included a section exclusively for "bi baboons" whose sole function was to help mediate and resolve relationship conflicts centering around homosexuality, etc... ...Tom used a baboon named "Bobby" on more than one occasion...

[Alex Gærtner]

Stewie Cruise: I LOVE KATIE HOLMES, I LOVE KATIE HOLMES, I LIVE KATIE HOLMES!!!!!

[Shashidhar Murthy]

Tom Cruise seems to do it better (or worse) than the fellow in Scary Movie.. Scary! and gay?

[AdidasF50ty]

Scary movie 4 brought me here haha

[Jimmy Patto]

"Im in love.....with crack"

[breeelise89]

totally agree with the description under the video.

[C Jayy]

Shhh...he might sue ur ass off...so don't comment

[Shiori Kitano]

i think that was a great parody haha XD

[manyouranidiot]

but factual.

[Phillip Quinton]

awww True let's not hurt Toms feelings now