Interpretation of Trivium

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THE MOST WATCHED AND HIGHEST RATED TRIVIUM VID ON YOUTUBE! (probably)

The Original and by far the best.

Also Kudos to Roadrunner records for having a sense of humour, not removing this vid and putting it on their faves.

I made fun of this band because they suck, plus it's the sequel to the Kalmah video!

SO GOOD TIMES ALL ROUND!

By The Way, WarGazM is my band, not the name of the production company. Check us out!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• interpretation
• Trivium
• pull
• harder
• strings
• faggot
• wargazm
• boat
• rudder
• strange
• mountain
• coats
• wands
• opeth
• twigadee

[MeTaLMIliTIa515]

..And now trivium are in the spot light with a fuck load more fans with a kick ass new album

[Paranoidave]

@MeTaLMIliTIa515

A kickass new album you say? DId they release another one after that boring "In Waves" garbage then?

[jimzero1]

Isn't an interpretation supposed to convey something rather than just assemble a collection of meaningless phrases together? You could have rambled on about how gay trivium are, that I could respond to. You and trivium share something in common, you both suck big hairy balls.

[Paranoidave]

@jimzero1

Nope. "Interpretation" refers to, in this case, a literal interpretation of what the lyrics of the song appear to be based on the way they sound.

Also, I'm pretty sure I just had to explain the concept of a "misheard lyrics" video to you in the year 2012, a mere 7 years after they originated....so that "winners" trophy is all yours my friend :)

[KratosIsCanadian]

@Paranoidave And if you ever do make it in metal, just remember this whole interpretation thing when Trivium comes backstage and you tell them how awesome they were, as you extend your hand, put on a fake smile, and walk away with your head bowed in SHAME. I’m fucking done. I told myself I wouldn’t let this pass into the New Year. Don’t reply, cuz I won’t read it. I almost feel sorry for you now. I hope something good happens to you, cuz you look like the kid that’d pull a ‘Columbine’ incident.

[Paranoidave]

@KratosIsCanadian

LMAO...jesus christ, looks like someones pissed of Lesnar took a dive ;)

[xHeadbangerFoREVerx]

i love Trivium and this is hilarious

[AnimalHouseVetVideos]

I know the dudes from Trivium through a mutual friend that was on tour with them and they think this is hilarious and joke about it a lot. So if you fucking dork-ass nerds can stop "defending" Trivium since they themselves think this is fucking hilarious, that'd be great. Thanks in advance, idiots. :)

[Eospag]

BOAT RUDDER STRANGE MOUNTAIN

[Charel23]

Awesome song!

[GuMpAkC]

Trivium fucking sucks, they used to be cool but goddamn they've gone to hell so fast. Not to mention Matt said he wants the band to be more like Boston and Journey. Fuck them and fuck the people who buy into their bullshit. We all have our own taste in music but goddamn they suck ass now.

[BitchingHour]

You know what's really sad? I saw Trivium last night in concert(only because I was really there for In Flames) and they played this song and since I never knew the real lyrics to this song this was all I heard when they were playing this hahahaha.

[SamSamSam8659]

When I was ~15, I commented on this with the standard shit about how retarded it was and had a long argument with Paranoidave saying how Trivium > Wargazm etc. It's only now that I'm 18 that I truly admire the brilliance in this. Well done, well done.

[jimzero1]

P.S. your band "wargazm" is a fucking winner :-)