The Elements Song Revised

A revised edition of the Elements Song by Tom Lehrer.
There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium
Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium
And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium
And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium
And lead, praseodymium, and platinum, plutonium
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium

There's sulfur, californium, and fermium, berkelium
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc, and rhodium
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin, and sodium

Finally an update to this song
The list of elements discovered is so long
But I feel like adding some
Of which were not sung
Including of course the uns

There's lawrencium, rutherfordium, dubnium, seaborgium,
bohrium, and hassium, and meitnerium,
darmstadium, roentgenium, and the last of the regulars, copernicium

Then of course there are
ununtrium, ununquadium, ununpentium
ununhexium, uunseptium,
and the last, ununoctium

These are the only ones of which
The news has come to Ha'vard
And there may be many others
But they haven't been discavard

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• elements periodic table
• song

[Captaincastle283]

NCIS1797 "Awesome!!!"? If you mean the song itself (lyrics, theme, melody), yes, but if you mean that it was well sung here, well, what are you smoking?

[Captaincastle283]

@AdBurritos Fuckin' A, bubba

[Captaincastle283]

Wow FAIL. You just butchered one of my favorite songs. BOOO!

[AdBurritos]

Quite frankly shite, plus you pronounce them badley.

[AdBurritos]

Terrible singing...

[NCIS1797]

Awesome!!!!!!!!