Man Who Shit Pants In Grade School Awarded Purple Heart
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THis guys desrerves the WORLD peace award more than obama did
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Hear hear!
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lol Edward Tuffy is awesome
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@masonkim7 You're an idiot.
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@masonkim7 /laughs and points
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omg dillow s**t his pants
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@bunghole211 It's flippin' time then! Check some of the newest comments.
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@masonkim7 OMG how do you not know about Onion ITS FAKE (its only the best news satire organization ever)
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1:17 aha he's the guy who let the American Dream die
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what the hell??? is this for real?
Goddamn... America just sank lower.
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"most likely to shit pants again"
ClrCades 4 months ago 19
I saw the title and was like "dude what the fuck?"
Then I saw it was posted by The Onion and was like "oh, okay."
Bridagierz 4 months ago 18