Things I thought were true that are not true.

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[jones123232]

Maybe Zeus has a belly button hole on his forehead, like if you know where its from xD

[97Scarygirl]

Wait.. Your mum is a lobster.. And your grandma is an octopus? O.o What does that make you, Phil?

[TheDenise1252]

Lol! Somebody told my boyfriend (I was in 6th grade) about ur version of the tonsil kiss....... so he put his tongue in my mouth I pushed him off and slapped him ( i dont know why) it was really awkward

[sharpieface123]

lol i thought people got pregz from kissing too! then i took a sex ed. class... yeaaaa......

[7530mara]

when i was younger my mum told me babies come from god from the sky (i was about 5) so everytime i had the chance i looked up into the sky to see a baby coming down from god and going to their new mummy

[TheMusiclover123x]

you were a sexually awkward child....

[treillyw10]

I used to think people lived in the tv...

Also that orbs were fairies.. I should really know- Ive been psychic my whole life XD

[porgibaay]

I was completely the same about mince pies until like last christmas, and i'm seventeen...

[SallyWhiteley]

I used to think if you pressed your belly button when pregnant, your belly would open up, and the baby would come out fully clothed and clean with hair and everything...

[kristenkaleido]

omg i thought mince pies were beef mince too! we must be twins!!

[Nightshadow1228]

At least you know Diddy is a dude now. My little bro still thinks Tails is a girl. And that angers me...