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Uploaded by on Jan 5, 2008

Atheists, prepare to be blown away with a high-power, semi-automatic assault of LOGIC. We know that God exists, because he can predict the future -- he even knows what we will do with the free will he gave us. Plus: Why prayer works.

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  • But can God see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

  • I'd like to declare war on that shirt.

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  • @russellwarner1 I believe his video is intended for certain people who exercise a similar pleasant yet difficult satire when their faith is questioned. Try not to think of it as right or wrong, just another perspective to provoke critical thinking. :)

  • Dear god, if you do exist question this answer: 42...... go on, what is the question?

  • LMAO, Edward u crack me up!

  • @HobbsO Actually, if you follow the logic, he knew before he even created Adam and Eve. Which I think was your point, which makes him kinda a jerk not to say anything extra about it.

    "No, seriously Eve, you WILL eat that fruit and I will be super pissed off. Unnaturally so. So just say no. No, Eve, I'm telling you, you will eat it. In, like 6 hours you will be munching that apple. Ah, screw it, I'm just going to move the tree where you can't reach."

    Praise God.

  • @russellwarner1 That would be because his videos are satires...

  • he makes Christians look bad :/ I believe In God but this guy...... is doing it wrong

  • It's funny that God didn't know Eve would eat the apple. This guy is great lol.

  • I'm not sure what's funnier, the video or the fact that some people don't understand that it's satire.

  • @shadeslate

    I love how you've completely missed the point of the video. All his videos are satire, not to be taken serious. He's not even a Christian.

  • Why would you rage war on anyone?

    It is a Christian's job to show people God's love, and to show them his arms and heart. You teach his will, his word, not damn them and attack them.

    You are an abomination to the word Christian, sir.

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