My Songs Will.....

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"My songs are going to make you reevaluate your life
They'll make you have the sudden urge to pull an OJ on your ex wife
My songs are going to put you up on cloud 9 for a while
They'll start off soft and sweet then suddenly turn vile

MOTHERFUCKER!

This is the way that my song rolls
Like a fat kid with "jellyrolls" rolls
I'm gonna go tear down the walls
Then I'm gonna grasp you by your balls
I'd like to be tall and not be a wuss
But there's a reason why my name is Andy "SHORT" Buss
Like a nerd I live my life in proportion
And my jokes are sharp and edgy, like a back alley abortion

My songs will rock ya
They'll knock ya and shock ya
Like old yeller
Helen Keller
Or even Chewbaca
My Songs'll scare ya
They'll pair ya and tear ya
They'll split
Your shit
Run away, I dare ya


My songs are for the people, both dumb and illiterate
They'll make you think "Why'd I waste money on this shit"
My songs will make your lifestyle seem somewhat more secure
My songs are both sophisticated and slightly immature...BEDHEAD

I'm drivin and mountin'
Like I'm climbin' up a mountain
Yo better watch out, cause she be sprayin' a pussy fountain
I'm like a zombie hauntint girls from the dead
Just like a kid with cancer, I have a bald head... Shaved penis
Yo, get down on your knees, I'm gonna open fire
Just like my bud, buddy dwyer
I see dead people wherever I go
Saw a pirate hooker, and I shouted out "Yo Ho!"

My songs will rock ya
They'll knock ya and shock ya
Like old yeller
Helen Keller
Or even Chewbaca
My Songs'll scare ya
They'll pair ya and tear ya
They'll split
Your shit
Run away, I dare ya'

Category:

Comedy

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• Buss
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• My
• Songs
• Funny
• Stand
• UP
• Music
• Comedy

[sexygingerbreadmen]

WTF?!?!? happy new year? YYAAAY? fuckian doug tshirts...grow up dick head....homo..go kill yourself

[AndyLBuss]

So, since I wrote a song that you don't find funny, you think I should kill myself?

You, my friend, are an important member to society. Keep up the good fucking work!

[apetwussy69]

wow this is so retarded. fuck you. i hate this. it sucks. if you like bo burnham, then dont try to steal his act completely you stupid piece of shit. try something original. you have such bad delivery its unbelievable. jesus christ you suck

[AndyLBuss]

Ok, this is ANDY BUSS! NOT BO BURNHAM! I am NOT like Bo Burnham! Try something original and accurate if you're going to insult me!

[GrantUchida]

lol nice intro man, "happy new year yay!" that made me laugh :)

[flashbacks37]

I have that shirt ;)

[smoore304]

Gtfo of the internest fgt

and go cut your fucking tongue out

[AndyTheBeastlyActor]

So, you want me to go kill myself because I suck at everything? How does me sucking at everything negatively affect you?

Also, please elaborate. who the hell are you?

[sexygingerbreadmen]

Andy you suck at everything....that is why i think u shld go kill your self....you might know me from swing choir... i am a bass.. >=D

[Inevereatbadfood]

Wow, you must try really hard to be this unfunny

[AndyLBuss]

I'd go with funny!