Ellen's chicken monologue

Ellen talks about cooking a chicken

(and i only uploaded it here because she makes it sound so funny, otherwise i wouldn't have since i don't condone the eating of meat. meat is murder and i'm not a murderer. this is my personal opinion and has nothing to do with ellen really. /yellowbirdflyin)

Category:

Comedy

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• Ellen
• DeGeneres
• TEDS
• monologue

[lellersrox]

hahaha "I told you to put the chicken on the spit not spit on the chicken" lol she cracks me up hahaha

[marti828]

loool

[1BubblesPPG]

this was definitely before she was vegan

[johnlinshu8L]

"All you have to do is wash it, rub it, pat it, slap it, and bon appetit." ahhh i just love you Ellen.

[navya0108]

@lovelonelinesss yeap, for 3 years, so at the time when this show was shot she wasn't a vegan yet

[lovelonelinesss]

she is vegan now right?

[greenday2themax]

@amandaETW Well, answering that comedian, veggies are infinate as long as humans don't pollute the earth where they grow.Even then, if it happened, the grass and leaves and veggies will grow for a long time.

Animals, are not infinate because humans kill off the cows young and many other animals. Since they are killed so young and in a huge ammount of numbers, there aren't as many.

And, leopards, ocelets, bears ect, are killed for their fur as rugs.

I am not a vegetarian. Just stating facts.

[vbwx]

You don't have to but I like the sound :D

[amandaETW]

Vegetarians hate to eat meat, most of the time because of their love for animals. But why are they stealing food from the herbivores and omnivores? How's that showing love? Just quoting some comedian who said this.

[sugarychocobot]

@poldi911 She wasn't a vegan or vegetarian here

[poldi911]

@Hotique Exactly. And I like cows and pigs (and chickens and turkey and horses etc.) just as much as any pet. I have "met" them on farms where they are pretty domesticated, too. And their only pupose in life is to be killed and eaten. That's pretty sad. Of course they don't know that, but often they don't even have a happy life. So I guess that's what we have to fight against, farms where animals are being held in poor conditions.

But as I've said, I don't care if people eat meat. I just won't.

[Hotique]

@poldi911 Well, dogs and cats are household pets. That idea disturbs many people.