Drummer Abducted by Cloud UFO, Caught on Tape! Futuristic Drum Instrumental

The following story is based on true events.

I was walking across Makati Avenue, a busy street located in the financial district of Manila, when a sombrero shaped UFO disguised as the sun hovered brilliantly behind a cloud. I can tell it was not really the sun, because it was 7:12PM and the sun had already set at 6:48PM.
I pulled out my iPhone to catch a picture of the sombrero shaped saucer when FLASH!!! A rainbow colored ray of light outlined with hot chili pepper lanterns lifted me up off the ground and spun me around like a cube of ice in a freshly poured Arnold Palmer. (That's half iced-tea and half lemonade for those of you that do not play golf)
I'm not really sure how much time passed, but when I awoke I was pinned up against the wall while 7 aliens were playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey using me as the tail! The only thing else that I could make out was a karaoke machine surrounded by other aliens arguing over what song to play, except their mouths weren't really moving; they were using ESP. They all agreed to listen to Mexican music, one of them wanted to play J-Low, while another alien called him a moron because she's not even Mexican, she's from Puerto Rico.
Noticing that I was now awake, they scurried over to the wall and gave me a shot of tequila to calm my earthling nerves. They explained to me that they were a special breed of aliens called Mexicaliens and they asked me to play a drum solo for them in order for their ship to break through the earth's atmosphere. If I agreed, then they would send me back to earth with a message for peace.
The next thing you know I was back in my condo, with 3 day old stubble, and inside my iPhone I found a song titled "UFO Symphony." I don't know how, but I remember the Mexicaliens naming my drum solo UFO Symphony because they believed that all Mexicaliens, earthlings, greys, or any other creature from the Universe can learn to live together as long as they understood that they are all unique instruments, with different colors, made of different organic matter, and speak with different rhythms. Alone, we are a lonely melody, but together Life is a Symphony.

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