Whole Foods Parking Lot (Berkeley Remix) Featuring Lae

Remix of the Original Video, with a Bay Area Twist

Written directed and edited by LaeCharles Lawrence Jr

Directors of Photography
Shem Slobin, Gwyn Stahlhut, Binky Feathers

Starring in order of appearance
Binky Feathers, Sarah Torney Lester, Sienna Torney, Gwyn Stahlhut

Featuring
Sam Pratt, Rhonda Reed, Genia Gilbert, Jason Clabourne, Alyssa Kreidt, Stephen Bradley, Juliette Perkins, Colleen George, Max Golay, Gregoire Jacquet, Jack Fender

Production assistant and Still Photography
Dustin Page

Beat by DJ Dave Wittman
of Fog & Smog Films

LYRICS


CHORUS

It's Getting real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
Just want a meal, can a player get a Parking Spot
Look at the line Homie
why you parked way up on me
I'm a fat kid lady, I'm not that bony

yeah I want in on the Whole Foods Parking Lot
Who aint been to the Whole Foods Parking Lot
These soccer moms don't play
Should've rode my bike today
Living Berkeley Real East side of the bay.

VERSE 1

Riding up Outback green Subaru
Prius yeah, but this is how Berkeley do
Peace love and sharing
But they're not parking even
keep it moving lady
that dude ain't close to leaving
Can't you see
that there's nine cars backed up
behind that a Humboldt Fog delivery trunk
people need their cheeses
So move out the way
park a little farther walk
it's such a nice day

CHORUS


VERSE 2

Hippie Kids eating all vegan everything
I can't lie, I like the whole foods chicken wings
Peranno cheese, Clover milk,
throwing up the deuce
nine dollars for a
small pomegranate juice
Bulk foods, be careful when you pull that lever
It comes out quick
best vegan donuts ever!
When I'm feeling sick
Never let it be chronic
I get my Yin Choa, and Ginger Lime tonic

CHORUS

VERSE 3

In line, pull my bags out, I digress
I have eleven items
Standing in the ten express
"Sir you have to many items"
oh is that right B?
I thought these counted as one,
cause their the same three
Do you want donation or Bag credit
Better gimmie that ten cents
if I can get it
Back at the car, what do I see, SUV parked way to close to me,(Now it's getting real)

CHORUS

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Whole
• Foods
• Parking
• Lot
• Berkeley
• Remix
• Lae
• LaeCharles
• Lawrence
• Get
• What
• You
• Video
• Mine
• Publishing

[berkeleyhome]

gregiore got in...

[laecharles]

@berkeleyhome Yep, Gotta Love 'em!

[jiminberkeley]

We need a video for Berkeley Bowl.

[laecharles]

@jiminberkeley What with Old ladies running over your feet with their carts!  I Love Berkeley Bowl! The new one is dope!

[miketwo345]

Your rap was better, but their video production was better. You guys should team up!

Either way, fantastic remix. I love it!

[laecharles]

@miketwo345 Interesting thought, I like their production too, thanks for checking it out!

[adinahwithkaden]

This song is epic, and makes me miss Berkeley so much it hurts

[metro222]

love it - thanks a lot

[californiagurly100]

this is epic!!! haha im in this

[pelicanswin]

@ChaseBeDrummin Anywhere is legit the way you live it up there lol

[ChaseBeDrummin]

@pelicanswin dude. berkeleys legit

[KylieSmellMyFart]

3:42 ma partner in the kylie and juliette show is with her bff seianna plz watch the kylie and juliette show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[pelicanswin]

No disrespect Lae, but what's so great about Berkeley? :P lol I just hear you talk about it alot and on the other song with Dave "Berkeley enough"

[crb1959]

How's about Bay Meadows? Or Spengers? Too old? oh.

[punkrocksowhat]

3:47 that's Richmond not Berkeley :)

[Hotchocolate1494]

Made with IMOVIE!!!!!!