iPondy Rules Rap 09

Listen up, these are the rules
Dont dance around em, no youve got to follow through
If you follow rules the fun wont stop
The beat wont drop
Everybodys weekend will rock

One This is rule number one
Weve just begun so tell us what is rule #1?
If you see trash, better pick it up son
And throw it away faster than Tim Lincecum
No trash this is camp, its not a dump
Stay clean dont pollute the earth, lets keep it green
Pick it up Even if it dont belong to you
Help out which leads me into rule number two

I got the swiiiiine flu! I got the swiiiiiiine flu!
Quit frontin, stay healthy, this is what you gotta do
WASH YOUR HANDS use warm water and soap
DONT SHARE YOUR DRINKS keep your mouth off your friends diet coke
SANITIZE get a little PUMP-PUMP before your meals
And then well make sure that everybody feels real
Goooooooooood
Stayin healthy feelin goooooooood

Rule 3 If you wander you might lose your way around
In the trees where the sparkly vampires leap and bound
You might see Edward Cullen Edward Cullens a joke!
But seriously Stay on the trails and watch out for poison oak

Listen up, these are the rules
Dont dance around em, no youve got to follow through
If you follow rules the fun wont stop
The beat wont drop
Everybodys weekend will rock

You know we got the phat beatz
The Fountains got the sweet treats
But if you want to go there
You know you better meet and greet
Your leader you cant go it alone
If you plan on leaving camp a leader better be goin
So if Im in middle school And Im the A-D-U-L-T
Like Tay-Tay Swift says, You belong with me

*Hey Taylor Im a let you finish

Dont be like Kanye, dont act a fool
Dont be pullin pranks at ponday, thats your number 5 rule
So please dont be mean,
No duct tape or shaving cream,
Cuz if you do well be sing
How could you be so heartless?

And lastly All the Single Ladies, and all the fellas too
Let us see your Halo, do what were asking you to,
You might be Crazy in Love with our seamless rhyme
But were not talking Beyoncé, were talking be on time
To all the meals and every meeting, dont be a no show
If you miss a meal or meeting then, you will explode!

Listen up, these are the rules
Dont dance around em, no youve got to follow through
If you follow rules the fun wont stop
The beat wont drop
Everybodys weekend will rock

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