Witty Willard responds to Romney Hood with Obamalogna

Another entry for "Things that Mitt Romney actually said."

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[SpiderSimmons]

Bark for me some more, boy!

[SpiderSimmons]

Dumdum, I'd already made clear that I understood you got bored "bothering" people at your local watering hole.

Oh, and all that other shit you're saying: neither Mitt The Phony or Gary's Johnson need your help lying about President Obama's history. You're going to hurt your peabrain with all that innuendo.

Next you'll be saying Obama got your sister pregnant, left her but then came back and stabbed her for laughs, stole her money and gave it to all the people that plan on voting for him.

[SpiderSimmons]

Hm, let's see: a teatard whose introductory defense of Mitt The Phony was the boilerplate "at least he knows how to solve debt problems and has a record to prove it" now claims he's voting for someone else after I ridiculed him for being a blindly loyal GOP gimp.

Ha!

How very convenient, teatard.

Let me guess, you're voting for him because he's a "Johnson," right?

Well, be proud that you'll waste your vote on the guy that isn't an elitist plutocrat snob that declares corporations as people.

[rocpet3]

I am voting for gary johnson, actually.

[rocpet3]

na I got bored its the weekend, hate weekends because there is nothing to do. just thought I would let you know that I vote for real people not lying scumbags like you. really obama has had it easy his whole life. he had a millionaire grandmother and never knew hardship or what it was like to be poor. in fact reporters have actually gone to all the places in obama book and found he was lying about all the being poor stuff. also as a lawyer he helped a rich person kick poor people off their land.

[SpiderSimmons]

Here, rocpet3, bark for me, boy!

[SpiderSimmons]

You make comments when I beckon for you, teatard weakling.

Like so...

Speak, teabitch!

[SpiderSimmons]

This rocpet3 clown is too scared to say who he's going to vote for because he knows that his dishonesty regarding President Obama will immediately be countered with a laundry list of documented lies told by his "guy" ("Mitt" The Phony, though rocpet3 will likely deny this fact).

[SpiderSimmons]

So, I guess your craven ass got bored "bothering" bar patrons with your teatard rants, so you decided to return to amuse me some more.

Listen, teatard, stalking college girls wearing skirts with a mirror on your foot ain't getting "college education," and pestering your parents for booze money ain't having a "job."

"The guy you support for president" doesn't have a name because you're too much of a chicken shit to actually say who you're voting for, ya teatard imbecile and rhetorical weakling.

[rocpet3]

unfortunatly I vote third party, I just respect everyone even when they are jerks because unlike you I am not brainwashed and stupid. I have a college education, I have a good job, and I worked very hard for it. I don't have to to make comments at every hour of my day. also the guy I support for president doesn't lie about everything, the guy I support doesn't tell everyone he grew up poor when reporters find he grew up pretty well off and has a millionaire grandmother. yes obama lies to you.