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George Carlin - Airplane Safety

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George Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and, among other
things - the way a seat belt works ! - in a sense, he saved my life.
thank you, george carlin.
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Taken from part 3 of his
1992 HBO-special: "Jammin' in New York"

Track listing
1. Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf -- 7:35
2. Little Things We Share -- 7:47
3. Airline Announcements -- 16:42
4. Golf Courses For The Homeless -- 11:13
5. The Planet Is Fine -- 13:37
http://www.icomedytv.com/Comedies/StandUpComedy/tabid/484/articleType/AuthorV...
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SOME LINKS TO MOVIE-LENGTH DOCUMENTARIES

"The corporation"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=192012118972057552

"War Against The Third World"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3781216581621032194

"Defaced - Inside Job" Documentary by Charles Ferguson about the structure and characters behind the financial crisis. To me, an absolute must see.
http://vimeo.com/25142692

"press for truth"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3979568779414136481#

"Denial Stops Here"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc...

"The Iron Triangle - The Carlyle Group Exposed"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9183508539586944118

"zeitgeist addendum"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4113114819779037447

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  • where can i get the full verison of this?

  • @dustcan145 watch?v=uoI3hvYoozg

    it is the full show. enjoy :)

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  • RIP George Carlin. I'm sure he's down there look up at us.

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  • @mrcalderon93 you must never have heard of ron paul...

  • @jonjojo4

    Are you seriously trying to have an argument in semantics with me...cause you're gonna lose here kid.

    If two planes nearly hit, it's a near hit....they nearly hit. You get that right?

    A near miss? That means that the planes struck, but they nearly missed striking each other. It's a term that has a misguided meaning. That's why it's funny; it's comedy dude.

    How sad it is when people like you have to be explained comedy.

    Is English your 2nd language?

  • I should raise my hand during the safety lecture and ask questions like this.

  • @mrcalderon93 your sadly mistaken, I am a Conservative Republican-ish person who uses his brain and knows that this man is fantastic. I must say, George could teach you few things about how democrats and republicans work for the same goal: getting rich and powerful, and screwing you over. Along with the corporations and the elite.

  • @mrcalderon93 LOL I am a Republican. Difference is I find this man to have been brilliant.Often the truth about plain old stupid stuff can be funny as hell. And I am quite sure you feel the same way.

  • Air marshall Carlin xD

  • Classic!

  • @TheDunefanatic That's even better. What a great man. I myself want to be cremated too. And I would like to be a fish food - or at least I hope they wouldn't put me in a nice vase and place it on the mantelpiece.

  • Because of this, I laugh my ass off every time I hear the safety lecture before a flight.

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