God Made A Farmer - Texas Aggie Version

Source list of amazing photos used in this parody:
Brian Kim Studio (http://www.facebook.com/briankimstudi...)
Thomas Campbell (http://thomascampbellphoto.com/)
Aaron Cranford (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Aaron-C...)
F8 Industries (http://f8industries.net/photoblog/)
Dion C. McInnis (http://dion-c.me/)
Alexey Sergeev (http://www.asergeev.com/)
Cushing Memorial Library (http://cushing.library.tamu.edu/)
Doug Klembara (http://www.facebook.com/dougklembarap...)
Butch Dill (http://dillphoto.com/Photography/Welc...)
Timothy J. Hammons (http://timothyjhammons.com/)
Collective Vision (http://photoblog.statesman.com/)
CBS Sports (http://www.cbssports.com/)
Brazos Valley Insite (http://www.insitebrazosvalley.com/)
City of College Station (http://www.cstx.gov/)
Texas A&M University Marketing (http://mays.tamu.edu/mktg/)
Andrew Hancock (http://andrewhancock.com/)
Cherie A. Thrulby (http://www.defense.gov/home/features/...)
US Presswire (http://www.usatodaysportsimages.com)

And on the 12th day, God looked down on a sliver of East Texas and said, "I need a caretaker." So God made a farmer.

God said, "I need somebody with the spirit to yell at midnight, wake at dawn, man the smoker, stand for 2 quarters, win halftime, stand for 2 more, go to Northgate and stay until he runs out of time." So God made a farmer.

"I need somebody to pump sunshine from sewage and bang a pot when winning isn't good enough. Someone to work the stack and pass it back, to believe in Olsen Magic. Someone to gig 'em and saw 'em off, with the guts to win in T-Town but the grace to rescue a wayward kitten. Somebody with a rough tough quality and a real stuff girlfriend." So God made a farmer.

God said, "I need somebody willing to stick with a program through lean years with fat coaches. Somebody to grow first-half dreams and let them die then roll his eyes and say, 'Maybe next year.' I need somebody who can make an 11-win Heisman quarterback from a 3-star safety. Someone who can bevel a 'T' with a buck knife and raise a hate barn out of piss-stained concrete." So God made a farmer.

God said, "I need somebody who will travel 800 miles to watch a football game and a bit farther to crack beers with an old friend. Someone who will drop a penny for good luck or 10,000 when someone else is down on his. Someone to answer 'Here' when that old friend's name is softly called at Muster." So God made a farmer.

God had to have somebody willing to ride out the storm with the Joneses and yet stop when the clouds parted to look over his shoulder and say, 'This is SEC country. We are the Joneses.' So God made a farmer.

Still waiting on the Waffle House.

• Category

  Comedy

[cwc2008]

Pretty damn good, but get Dave South to do the narration and it'd be great. ;)

[jwc7215]

Waffle House

[slocklar]

16 people actually have a Waffle House next to their school... just like the Fortress on the Ashley in Charleston, SC

[Ben Bates]

video shouldn't be unlisted... stifling the exposure GB Hunting

[Twelfth Man Quarterback]

That's a beautiful setting, Timothy...look forward to seeing it every time I go by...Gig 'Em!

[Twelfth Man Quarterback]

Number 75 is Kenny Kirk, a right guard for me at Texas A&M in '77...Fighting for his life after getting T-boned by a Winnebago the weekend before the Cotton Bowl. The jaws of life got him and his Mom out after an hour and a half. She died at the scene of a broken neck. How you chose him for a representative for this video I certainly understand. He's not only a farmer, but a hell of a fighter. Great job, as always. Paul Harvey would have been proud.

[Timothy Hammons]

My favorite is the picture at the end! I feel honored you used my photo! Thanks and Gig 'Em Aggies



[cuppycup]

It was a joke about Texas AD Deloss Dodds saying that in the SEC A&M now has a "sliver of East Texas"

[texbotany]

Because it's practically halfway between Houston and Austin...You gotta at least be east of 45, IMO. Really though, I just thought it was funny because of the surprisingly common anti-aggie sentiment around here (from San Augustine, go ahead look it up on a map, lol)

[Pharafly]

Since when was it not? It’s on the outer cusp, and people are actually literate there, but it’s still technically east Texas.

[wrx2surf]

it's a reference to what deloss dodds said

[TOCBass31]

Yawn