Half Life: Uplink (Movie by Cruise Control)

Half-Life: Uplink

Not to be confused with the demo version of Half-Life by the same name, is a five-minute live action film loosely based on the events that transpired during the experiment gone horribly wrong at the Black Mesa Research Facility. Produced by Cruise Control, a British marketing agency, and originally intended to be released on February 22nd, the movie has been held back from release due to lack of approval by Valve \ Sierra. Apparently, Cruise Control decided to go ahead and release the film anyway despite not having approval, and after seeing the film it's pretty easy to see the cause for the delay. The film has since been pulled from distribution by Sierra.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Half-Life
• Control
• Research
• Uplink
• Movie
• Cruise
• Mesa
• Valve
• Facility
• Black
• Sierra

[GenghisKhan44]

This looks like someone's high school film project. It's not bad, but it's definitely not professional quality. What were they thinking?

[uncachable]

I thought I was seeing another fan film production by some kids. And secondly, Black Mesa is in a desert. Why is there grass?!

[texek095]

@GenghisKhan44 what r u want, it's 1999

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

Jazz Meadows is a pornstar's name.

[TUALMASOK69]

He would have done much better for himself if he didn't dance down the corridors.

[B0yardigi0rn0]

Arnold gets reduced to half, turns into a girl and says: "come with me if you want to live"

[Cortez94]

It wasn't bad, but yet it wasn't good.

[StealthyNinjaMedia]

Meh. So this is how the Brits picture Half-Life. *pukes*

[RadioOperator01]

come with me if you want to live....yea..that's some inspirational talk right there -_-....

"ah...no?"

Speciment: Terminated

Reason: Didn't Follow me so he could live

Further Comments: LoL!

Even Further Comments: WHo Hired Her -_-

[TheAyjayman]

meh its ok

[razorsharpx0]

what the actual fuck?

[Omikroon]

Бюджет фильма три доллара?