If I Were A Goy (Beyoncé Parody) | White Collar Brawler

If I Were A Goy (Beyoncé Parody) | White Collar Brawler | Extras

With apologies to Woody Allen, Philip Roth, and my mother.

Credits:
Sound engineering: Will Peebles
Lyrics: Nate Houghteling and Miles Fisher
White Collar Brawler is a documentary web series about 2 suits who quit their jobs to gear up for the biggest challenge of their lives: a fight against each other. A www.portal-a.com production.

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In this show, you will see boxing, fighting, jabs, how to boxing tutorials, MMA and UFC fighters, Pacquaio (probably not), knockouts (maybe), Mike Tyson (almost certainly not).

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Beyonce
• Parody
• IfIWereABoy
• Telephone
• JewishHumor
• WhiteCollarBrawler

[ojnabxtrem]

all users of that word are motherfuckers and sons of bitch

[OrchidLei]

I love Jewish/Israeli guys. I knew why Ghostride the Volvo felt so right.

[benmberman]

@eier Yeah, but not in this case I guess.

[eier]

@benmberman But also "redneck".

[benmberman]

@eier Goy has a connotation of WASP.

[nickpavlovskiy]

in my language goy means sausage)))

[eier]

Why does this song make goyim out to be richer than Jews? We all know your average Jew is richer than your average goy. It should be about athletic, church-going, gun-toting NASCAR dads who rely on Jews to figure out their taxes.

[lessermystery]

Surprise! Jews are Pagans. They've been in denial of this since hearing the voice of Ha Shem, - Johnny come lately to the pantheon. All the other gods before him established the civilizations which made it possible for Ha Shem, a voice, to introduce himself to Abraham by name, with Ha Shem ironically meaning "the name". It can easily be proven that Ha Shem did not create heaven and earth, but Oh, the Havok! With more to come. Thanks, Jews.

[lessermystery]

and who do we pay for this access? If I were a rich man... lol!

[91Shining]

jews can afford pearls more than anyone else...