Pop-Tarts make your head swell up

Lately, TV commercials send mixed messages. Companies try to find clever ways to say "you want this product" but end up saying something else. Here, I examine three commercials:

Sears Optical: dog days
Supposed to be "you want glasses"
Comes across as "you want to switch to premium dog food"

Sears Optical: raccoon
Supposed to be "you want glasses"
Comes across as "you want an exotic pet"

Pop-Tarts: dancer
Supposed to be "you want toaster pastries, which are made for fun"
Comes across as "toaster pastries will give your body the proportions of a super-deformed hydrocephalic freak"

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• commercial
• pop-tarts
• dancing
• kid
• advert
• ad
• body
• proportion
• sears
• optical

[ohmyGAAHitsme]

if he had put the pop tart in his mouth that soon after it had come out of the toaster, he would be in hospital with burn injuries.

[tepples]

@ohmyGAAHitsme I wouldn't be so sure. Pop-Tarts pastries are supposed to be warmed with the toaster set on low.

[hamstergirl591]

Nook is a tanuki, not a raccoon. Or as the Mario commercial likes to spell it, tanooki ._.

[tepples]

@hamstergirl591 According to nookipedia, Tom Nook is a tanuki in Japanese copies of the game but has been changed to a raccoon in Latin-alphabet copies.

[hamstergirl591]

@berkleypuff35

Ponies? Just puttin' that out there.

[hamstergirl591]

@tepples

I stand corrected. Thanks for the information ^_^

[MasterExploder61]

Why have Pop Tarts commercials been so weeaboo lately?

[whalecutey1019]

lmfao this is real f****** funny

[hamstergirl591]

Now I want to watch The Greatest Illusion in the World again c:

[ElPayasoMalo]

@tepples At least your splitting hairs is entertaining.