Joaquin Phoenix - I'm Still Here - Featuring B-Pain!

Mission accomplished:
We must've caught Phoenix's attention, as we've made it into his Mockumentary "I'm Still Here".

It's been a blast reading everyone's comments! We were very shocked to see that some people thought this video was the real deal. Despite the real beard, our Joaquin looks nothing like the real deal. On top of that, there's the lyrics (which we've added below). We know he's crazy, but would anyone really allow some white T-Pain wanna be to diss him and his deceased brother in his own video!?!?!?

And finally, to those who think we're embarrassed by the fact that it was all an act on Joaquin's part... You must've missed the chorus, where the words on the screen vividly state "just drop the act". We even call him a wannabe Kauffman. We knew this was a gag from the beginning.

It's been fun!

PS: The beard was real.

Lyrics:
Joaqy: All you bitches wanna know why i did it, why'd i quit it?
B-Pain: What you do?
Joaqy: Am i crazy? Is it real? Am I playing? Am i sick? Or maybe it's staged like a wanna be Kaufman, shaking things up like a school kid with a gun.
B-Pain: Columbine!

Joaqy: And when I hit the stage I'm a hit it with my face.
Oh!
Letterman: Can you tell us how that tastes?
Joaqy: Just a little bit like failure, kinda like an itch with no cure
Ow!
Letterman: Uh, maybe you should just shave?
Joaqy: HAHA late show funny man dave, i told your ass once that it's just a nervous tick don't make me shut your mouth, with my dick!

CHORUS:
Joaquin, Joaquin... what has happened to you?
B-Pain: What happened?
Oh can't you see that your raps are no good?
B-Pain: They suck dick!
And if this is, meant to be funny...
B-Pain: No joke!
Just drop the act, and come back...
B-Pain: Win an oscar
...to hollywood.

Joaqy: Just like a brother bear, and his twink...
B-Pain: Your gay!
Joaqy: I'm a gladiator of the stink
B-Pain: That's poop!
Joaqy: I can "Walk the Line: while "Walking the Dog" yo, then I make "U-turn" back to "The Village" ho!
B-Pain: Turn it around!
Joaqy: "Signs", "Signs", everywhere are signs that Shyma-lama-lan has lost his mind. I don't really give a good god damn though, cuz now I'm blowing up your stereo.

CHORUS:
Joaquin, Joaquin... what has happened to you?
B-Pain: What happened?
Oh can't you see that your raps are no good?
B-Pain: They suck dick!
And if this is, meant to be funny...
B-Pain: No joke!
Just drop the act, and come back...
B-Pain: Win an oscar
...to hollywood.

Joaqy: I was dropping bombs, like I'm dropping this deuce. Now there's poo on your desk and it's a bit loose. Not so funny now, by the look on your face. Fuck you, Fuck him and Fuck this place!

B-Pain
Letterman, your such a little prick, you make me sick. Your front two teeth look like you been sucking on Paul Shaffer's dick. We know he can act, we now contrary to the fact he can rap. You wanna think different? You gonna get slapped bitch!

Hey Phoenix, it's time to get real. Or should I call you Leif? You little fucking queef, bitch! You're in too deep like River was into speed. You should've stopped acting with Two Lovers, you should've taken the path of your brother. That would make your mother proud.

I'm out!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Joaquin
• Phoenix
• T-Pain
• Letterman
• Late Show
• SNL
• Digital Shorts
• WATBIT

[guitarist5477]

man your all dumbasses, you dont even know that "Im Still Here" is a mockumentary Phoenix just shows how retarded the media and stupid people really are, when i first heard of all this news i knew it was fake and now its confirmed

[daedraassasin]

He couldnt afford to get T-Pain in his vid, so he got B-Pain

[qmurec]

thumbs down for the autotune

[NitroAndDeathMetal]

is that fucking tim and eric LOL

[69hulkk]

hahah i love people who think this is serious. watch im still here his mockumentary and you might understand.

[Frizz90]

Johnny Cash!!? o.O

[Fenix471]

Honestly the fat kid with the top hat looks like a faggot.

[vrilounette7]

OMGGGG it's obviosly NOT him!!!

[MarsJeska95]

he is such a fuckin loser lmao ohmahgad xD lolololololololol

[bryanreize1]

b-pain is killing it!

[kimtaxxxx]

oh yes it is Hes my sweatheart ...good acting pheonix