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A VALENTINE'S DAY WARNING

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  • God says not to use a condom, so I won't! Take some advise from God (not me), a child can actually be the greatest gift you can receive, no matter what age!

  • @NeoCorinthian ...There's too many people on the planet... use a condom if you can't keep it in your trousers! ...GOD MADE CONDOMS TOO! (Just after man made God I guess??)

  • umm..yawns

  • @MsHorrorzone ummm.... burp...

  • Happy Chinese New Year my Valentine Tiger!

    Who needs condom, there is a baby bonus to collect!

    The school kindies are now packed to the brim and the parents have their LCD TV's!

  • I forgot about the Chinese New Year! ... ...Perhaps next year Granny can get all gussied up for it!

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  • forget condoms, I am going to go and dismember archie so he cant control me anymore.

    kids---nothing but screaming shit machines..

    this is good advice

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  • @offplanetfilms gross dude

  • lol gross

  • hahahaha XD great message!

  • Wisdom tastes like sour mustard to some people, ...whereas stupidity initially tastes very sweet, followed by the sharp aftertaste of ass!

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