Frodo - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

Frodo (Don't Wear The Ring)
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One - Episode Eleven - The Actor

Bret & Jemaine :
Frodo, dont wear the ring,
I know its very tempting,
Yes, you will appear to disappear,
But the dark riders theyll know youre there,
Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies.

Eugene (Saruman) :
Many spies, have many eyes

Bret & Jemaine :
One ring to bind them, to find them,
One ring to rule them all,
One ring to bind them, one to find them,
One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!!
Yea, Little Frodo!
Youve got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring,
Come on ruuuule them with your ring!

Eugene (Saruman) :
Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds

Mel (Arwen) :
If you want him, come and claim him!

Bret (Frodo) :
Do they, Gandalf?

Murray (Gandalf)
I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!

Jemaine (Sam) :
I cant carry the ring,
But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo

Dave (Aragorn) :
You have my sword

Bret (Legolas) :
And my bow

Dave (Gimli) :
And my axe!

Mel (Arwen) :
Noro nim mish fir mar nim nor!

Jemaine (Sam) :
Mordor

Dave (Aragorn) :
Well never make it,
Theres thousands of them and only nine of us

Bret (Frodo) :
Ohhhh

Dave (Aragorn) :
We made it

Bret (Frodo) :
Hurray, we made it

Bret & Jemaine :
Yo Frodo, what you doin wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know its hard when youre little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor.
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
Yea the fellowship
I dont rap about bitches and hoes,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Dont wear the ring!

Frodo dont wear the ring,
The magical bling bling,
Youll never be the Lord of the Rings

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[EpitomeofWierdness]

my classical civilisation showed us this song as part of our course on Greek Comedy. God Bless her soul.

[TheSirens11]

I love how Gimli is just Jermaine on his knees :p

[lovleelaura88]

I love how he's actually in the real Load of the Rings movie lol

[Piewayman]

Thumbs up for Gimlis axe Guitar

[solomon5533]

@MrFightbull real funny.... ; >

[SammySawyerT]

Just... epic!

[SweetDeath777]

the magical bling bling!!!!!!

[claymanzd616]

I dont rap about bitches and hoes,

I rap about witches and trolls,

[yellowmackerel]

This is frickin legend :)

[MrFightbull]

Frodo don't wear the ring

The magical bling bling

You'll never be the lord of the rings...... Bling bling is my favorite part and jemaines rap is awesome. if you agree give my comment thumbs up! :D