Why do babies cry? (Part 1 of 5)

You are probably thinking, the baby is here! Thank goodness the hard part is done. And really that is proof that you are clueless. My friend, you have seen nothing yet. The first 90 days are going to kick your butt in ways you never even thought possible.

I've been through a lot in life, and I can say that making it through this time period was one of the most trying periods in my life.

It's not that it isn't an amazing journey, it is just that it can be a very arduous one. I have a few friends that don't have a clue what I am talking about because it was "no big deal." I am envious. However the great majority of parents that I have spoken to know EXACTLY what I am talking about.

So let's see if we can get you prepared to pass the test of manhood.

00:00 - Every weakness will be exposed
01:58 - Getting ready for the 3 ps
03:36 - Sleep Deprivation Torture
05:02 - How to get baby to sleep longer
07:10 - What does it mean when your baby cries?
08:00 - Stage 1&2 of Father Terror Alerts

Love it? Hate it? Like it? Know how to do it better? Just looking for advice?
Care to comment? contact me: dsw@cluelessfather.com

Or if you want the female side of things talk to my wife. She's the smart one in the family. :D rosew@cluelessfather.com

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[p7byrd]

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris

[cluelessfather]

@p7byrd hahahahahahaha! Best laugh of the day. Thank you for that.

Did you see the Chuck Norris Transformer vitamins? Check out the videocopilot youtube page. Priceless.

Have a great day!

Best, Dare

[hamster700]

babie are really stupid

[cluelessfather]

@hamster700 well, look at it this way, theoretically you were once a baby as well, just like the rest of us.

[cluelessfather]

So true, oh so true...

[singhsupremacy]

I wish I had seen this 3weeks before

[chrisorilogbon]

sleep deprivation Torture! That's it!