Patrick Toasts Lauren for Her Birthday

My fiance Lauren and I had a double birthday party in Atlanta and I made a toast to her. The bar was dark so the video was pretty poor quality. My friend Chris was able to salvage the video, but despite his work on the audio it's still hard to hear, so here's what I said:

Id like to propose
To Lauren, a toast
For she is the girl
Whom I love the most

You see, since weve been dating
Ive suffered attacks
By beautiful bimbos
With bodacious racks

But I say back! Back you young vixen
For cant you see
That I have given my heart
To this girl next to me

Shes the most beautiful woman
That Ive ever known
Shes smart and shes funny
And when were alone

She does things with her hands
That youd never try
Like cooking and cleaning
And hanging laundry to dry

She loves me so dearly
For all that I am
For good and for bad
Through thick and through thin

She loves my big nose
And some of my jokes
And the things that I say
To stupider folks

Shes the left to my right
And Im the big to her small
She spends all my money
But she earns it all

Ill stand by her side
For the rest of my life
And Ill be so proud
To call her my wife

So lets raise our glasses
And lets get this shit done
So we can all get right back
To our drinkin and fun

Lauren we love you
With all of our might
And we feel so lucky
To be here tonight

So well drink to you
To good times and good health
To love and love making
To joy and to wealth

Now lets all drink together
To this toast that I made
Lets tip our bartender
And lets all go get laid

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Birthday
• Party
• Toast
• Proposal

[defftank123]

bbuuuhhhhh!!!!!!!  go out!!! bäähhh!!!