The Man Song by No Motivation

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Lyrics:

I want a hot skank with a big fat ass. I don't give a fuck if she has no class. All i'm trying to do is get you out them panties, get you butt naked and hit it with a wammy! My lifes like football....that's the way it goes. I score all the time you can call me T.O. Going long...going deep.... Running through the hole like my names A.P. Some tricks say my lyrics are offensive, they just mad cause i'm too expensive. Not a Jiggalo, but I'll rock your world. I'm sorry I don't fuck with ugly girls. Look like you should be living in a dog house. Pants off open your mouth and go down south. Nothing wrong with a little head it's cool, cause all fat girls need love too....

I like football! And beerpong! And women! That like getting it on with other women. I kind of like it when my head is spinning, and love it when my GF knows her place in the kitchen. I like HD TV screens. Big fake TITTIES and BBQ wings. And if your not down with all of those things... then you're not a man it seems. SING IT. I'm a man. I'm a man. And you are not a man! Gonna fuck every woman with my dick in my hand... no matter fat black white or lesbian cause i'm a man, and i'm keeping it real. I got a 30 pack of nattie right by my grill, and do not talk to me when the game is on dammit. Know your place and make me a SAMMICH IM A MAN!

Now what you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothin mother fucker you done told her twice. Gotta get her in the bed and open up her thighs gonna stick it in the wrong hole again SURPRISE, and i'm always smoking weed, just call me your highness. Fucking all these bitches up like leonidas. Tag em and shag em watch out for the red shit, Bitches only good for sucking dick and getting pregnant. And yes my lines are shovanistic, put on your lipstick suck on my dipstick. Yeah I can tell all the women are shreiking, but im just saying what the other guys are thinking. The names Tanner T. And im a boy genius. Why you think all these bitches on my penis? Slobbin on my knob like corn on the cob. Yo shut the fuck up and do your fucking job!

Repeat chorus....

Shawty want a man like me? Well she cant get a man like me. Everyday up in the streets blowing swissher sweets and i'm always looking for a freak. Where they at? Joe Fresh, dick dropper show stopper. Shawty wanna holla but she said she don't swallow. Dollas. I dont even throw that shit. I bring pain before i make it rain. Throw that dick. Like Vick used to drop bombs down in A-Town. I make make broads feel like little kids on the playground. Let your hair down. Forget the (Biligerent Ebonics) . They way I hit that ass should be a felony. And if they charge me it might be a life sentence... Dick slip out put it back in . Get it. Real man in this mother fucker. Shawty choosin but i already fucked her.
Chorus

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[danteo92]

Hey

[SuperTanner69]

@danteo92 hey, lol

[pyroboy669]

this is so fucked up and i hope that you put more^_^ !! this is funny as hell and if my girl saw it she would kill me.

[SuperTanner69]

@pyroboy669 we have really fucked up shit on reverb nation and facebook, just to let ya know. New stuff being made all the time

[ElementalEscape]

7 people aren't men it seems @.@

[SuperTanner69]

@ElementalEscape fukking awesome..

[FLegoFilms]

this is way too good

[Smurfslayer94]

lol fucken A

[MyBabiieIsSeXay]

wow geekkiin with my cousin @ this video...were girls. lmfaoooo

[InigoMontoya1337]

1:48 the moment when this video made my day >:D, ps: i dont give a fuck if you are offended.

[Predator13ize]

this is1 of those things that you aren't alloud to do or watch whene your married

[jacobbenmichael]

I'M A MAN!!!!!

[LordEX5]

3 words: True that homie

[CautionKid03]

best fuckin song in history!!!!