Phantom of the Oreo

A parody on "Phantom of the Opera"

Charlotte - Chocolat'
Alice - Oreo
Cherise - Vanilla/Nutmeg
Krystal - Cheesecake

Lyrics:

Think of Me:
Chocolat - Think of me, think of my fondly
When you're stomach calls
Think of me, think of me hungrily
When you crave the cream
On that day, that not so distant day
When you have eaten all you can
If you ever find a moment, stop and think of me


Angel of Music:
Nutmeg - Chocolat, chocolat. What in the world have you been eating
Who is this strange oreo
How did you gain so much blubber
You used to be skinny

Chocolat - Father once spoke of an oreo
I used to dream he'd appear
Now that I crave, I can smell him
And I know he's here
Oreo of music lunch and dinner, 1,050 calories
Oreo of music brunch and linner, oh how I crave them oreos


Beware, the Phantom of the Oreo
He's there, the Phantom of the Oreo


All I Ask of You:
Cheesecake - Let me be your cheesecake, let my berries quench your thirst
I'm here, with you, beside you
To feed you and to fill you
Let me be your comfort, cheesecake is all you need
I'm here, nothing will starve you, kill you, or deprive you

Chocolat - Say you'll share with me one bite, one swallow
Just one sniff, and I will follow you
Say you'll share with me your round blueberries
Promise me that all you say is true

Both - Feed/eat me, that's all I ask of you

Oreo - I gave you my music, made your stomach sing
And now, how you've repaid me
Denied, refused to eat me...


Masquerade:
All - Masquerade! No more oreos on parade
Masquerade, only cheesecake is here to fill and feed us
Masquerade! No more oreos on display
Masquerade, cheesecake how we long for you to fill us
Masquerade! Masquerade! Masquerade! Masquerade! Masquerade! Masquerade!

Phantom of the Oreo:
Chocolat - He's back, the Phantom of the Oreo
He's back, the Phantom of the Oreo
*instrumental*
In sleep he sang to me, in dream he came
That smell that calls to me, and speaks my name
Your chocolate and your smell, in one combined
The Phantom of the Oreo is now...

Oreo - ...Inside the shower!


Past the Point of No Return:
Oreo - Past the point of no return, the final oreo
What cream and chocolate oreo does wait
Past the point of no return, there's no more cheesecake
Let's eat the oreo now and digest

Chocolat - You have brought me
To the place where my mouth runs dry
To the moment when taste disappears into blandness, blandness...

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• phantom of the opera
• oreo
• parody
• fun
• phantom
• musical
• singing
• female
• vocals
• opera

[ditzen89]

This is hilarious, just thought you needed the reassurance.

[chereneo]

Yes, the reassurance is very welcomed ^_^ Thank you so much! :)

[rileythelime]

lol! nice :)

[tash1375]

loll

[tash1375]

lollllllllllllll

[xXCuteEmoGangsterXx]

LOL I have to say at first i was gonna put a bad comment because the phantom of the opera is the best play/movie ever, but that was just to funny

[XKJABX]

wow

[innocentoperarose]

hehe inside the shower

[deshouuu]

LOL

the oreo! XD

[bennettkaren]

okay?