Honeymoon Waiting to Happen - Cowboy Crush

Cowboy Crush performing Honeymoon Waiting to Happen - live - LYRICS:

Spent all day in a beauty shop
Getting all dolled up toe to top
A pedicure a bob and weave from a guy named Steve
With a limp right hand and he said
Girl we got some work to do
I said 'what is supposed to mean'
He said look at this magazine
Isnt this what every woman really wants to be and I said---
Lemme tell you something

Well I may not be the prettiest girl in the world, (So what)
But if I do say so myself I got some pretty good parts
Yea Im funny and Im smart and I promise you when were in the dark
Theres a honeymoon waiting to happen
Yea yea

15 tall Coppertone cuties dancing on the bar
all in a wet t-shirt contest some were bought and some were blessed
and I said to myself, some people will do anything for attention
well it might have been a wild hair
or a double dog 3rd beer dare
all I know is
I climbed up there and everybody cheered
And I thought to myself
Well I may not be the prettiest girl in the world, yea
But if I do say so myself I got some pretty good parts
But I can shake it, and Im smart
And I promise you when we're in the dark
There's a honey moon waiting to happen

Now check this out
There I was all partied out in a pair of sweats
At the waffle house
Sunday morning sun in my eyes
Third cup of coffee here comes some guy
And he said I've been looking for you all night
Well isn't that just my luck
I'm not wearing any makeup
He said Wanted to tell you last night
But I couldn't get the courage up and I said, what?

And he said You may just be the prettiest girl in the world
(And If I do) say so myself
You got some pretty good parts
Yea you're funny and youre smart
And I bet when you get in the dark
Theres a honeymoon waiting
Yea a honeymoon waiting to happen

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