This Should Keep Us From Thinking

Parody of "This Should Keep Us All Thinking":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piuoGb-Nhfw
Read:
http://www.snopes.com/religion/chalk.asp

When I first read the original version of the professor and the magical chalk, two terms came to mind: "fairy tale" and "hate speech". Supposedly it started as a chain email and is now a popular story, which is not a good sign since it's literally propaganda against atheists.

I read a comment saying the REAL message of the story is "God won't bother doing anything if you won't stand up for him" or something along those lines. Too bad that wholesome message is shrouded by a bunch of shitty ones, like how if a Christian says a story is true then you should just take their word for it even though they're lying.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• atheist
• professor
• usc
• chalk
• yet
• another
• christian
• hoax

[SuperFantasticFox]

@popcornluvver I'm glad you're so wise. I'm sure your penis is also quite magnificent to behold. Fuck you.

[Adrenalin844]

@popcornluvver that's a joke, get it? you get it right? no, wait, you don't get it, or maybe... do you get it or not? do you get the joke?

seesh...

[popcornluvver]

@SuperFantasticFox If I were a person who didn't quite understand God's word, my response would have been, The same to you. But since I have Christ in my heart, I will say this, you have probably been through stuff to make you believe that God did this purposely to you and you don't understand why. Now I'm not saying I know all about your life, but this is the feeling I get when reading your comment. God ALWAYS has a plan for us. Though we may not understand, there is a reason for everything.

[popcornluvver]

@Adrenalin844 Why do you feel such hatred for people who are filled with Jesus' love?

[popcornluvver]

@redsiren100 First of all, this was not a Christian video, considering the mockery and questions of why we should believe in God. Second, we don't need to name people in stories, that's not the point. The message of the story is all that matters. And third, how could you say all those things about Christianity? Have you ever been to church? Have you ever actually tried to learn God's word and what he does for us? From this, probably not.

[popcornluvver]

@polyramz44 Well I would like this comment, but the "f" word being tossed around, kind of counters any means of sticking up for God. Being a Christian means, leading by example.

[Adrenalin844]

@scientiavictoria a piece of advice GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR!

Even though i'm no believer, it was still a joke...

[scientiavictoria]

@Adrenalin844 a piece of advice DONT DO IT ! Killing non-combatants is wrong and besides you dont want to use christianity against christians do you. You dont want to be another bible thumping brievik or hitler. In due time religion will join alchemy and astrology in "The museum of the ignorance of mankind".

[Adrenalin844]

Now i'm thinking, should i break into a church on next sunday with an ak47 or wait for a plasma rifle to be invented? I can't seem to find out which one would kill more shitbelievers...

Wait, what?

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

@ashleypatootie

Hell? You actually believe that? Hahahaha, sorry that's just too funny.

You want to believe in God? Fine. You want to believe in Jesus and the Resurrection? Fine.

But hell is a fucking tale to scare little children. Demons with pitchforks is a fiery land, and Satan with a bunch of horns and goat's legs? Laughable.