蘋果人民共和國 - 馬念先X QLL

僅獻給一代巨人: 賈伯斯
Tribute to Steve Jobs
Rest in Peace, I hope you are smiling in heaven....
Republic of Apple
作詞、作曲、演唱：馬念先 翻譯:李鴻志 Lyreley Lee
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Sippin' espresso while browsing my iPhone
Yo, check out what I'm checkin' out on Macbook Pro
Got my everything designed in Cupertino
My passport was issued by the Nation of Apple
President Jobs see us through the bridge and tunnel
I bookmark his comments, re-tweet his opinions
No second opinion to his State of the Union
I'll be marching till December, if that's an order

I keep all the Windows closed tight in my room
White walls, white sheets, what a stylish tomb
Undertoned, understated, with humble expressions
But if it's out of fashion, it's out of the question
Don't buy nothing at Macy's in place of APP store
With such a great franchise, what more can you ask for?
I'm a Fruit Ninja fighting in my Bejeweled pajama
Using QLL to learn Chinese grammar

Outsource laptop wonders to the Eastern Empire
Streamin' live handheld music by the sweatshop choir
In Mr. Foxx factories, revolution callin'
Promisin' no more accidental bungee-jumpin'

Hail, President Jobs, Glory of mankind
Hail, President Jobs, Guard of the bottom line
Republic of Apple, holy homeland of mine

Put on all my weapon and ammunition
Like a Mossad soldier on a peace-keeping mission
Bringin' iPhone iPad iPod to the heat of the rumble
Macbook is a true pal, like a sniper rifle
If you stumble into our yellow police line on Facebook
It's CSI on duty, so turn 'round and reboot
Back in '85 there was an uprisin' invasion
Our leader was ousted from the board of direction
Lo and behold! It's le Comte de Monte-Cristo
May his revenge be written in the future bible
Survival of the fittest is the only motto

We build our constitution on the same closed system
Sellin' more serial numbers, raisin' profit momentum
Jailbreak hacks are forbidden, so do learn your lessons
Don't dare us boy or here's your lifelong sentence
Guess who in the first place agree with terms and conditions
Competitors don't force it 'cause they're not as courageous
Like the patents we got, pricing policy is outrageous
Compact form factors blend with your living room so spacious

Market share bustin' is such a relapsing illness
Gathers the opposing force, returns the age of darkness
Déjà vu, déjà vu, such an evil Axis
To plan a counterstrike, let's hold some teleconferences
The Allies of Apple know no fear
The new freedom fighters never shed a tear
One apple a day to keep the doc away
High-tech farmers working hard to keep malware at bay
I keep producin' winning hits off you like Mr. Willie Mays

Pharaoh in the house, awaiting the afterlife
Qin Shi Huang tried hard but didn't live past 55
Yeah it seems to me that everbody's gonna die
Though I still put apples on the altar 'fore I make the dive

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[Pocketchinesetutor]

多看幾次還有好多梗，可惜沒報名金曲獎ㄋ。

[rogerlien1103]

You are our leader, '''JOBS''''

[kimobad0712]

總~統~賈~伯~

[blackmmmblackmmm]

@DevinYang 哈哈 因為蘋果被咬了一口

[blackmmmblackmmm]

擺個神壇膜拜你的麥金塔 笑死我

[blackmmmblackmmm]

@ooxx6542 apple Inc.的CEO

[DevinYang]

我也有用Android的系統,我更是一個Linux的愛好者,­iPhone跟Android各有其優缺點.但我真的搞不懂為啥­拿iPhone就代表是炫耀,我覺的這些說拿iPhone就是炫­耀的人真的很無知,又莫明奇妙..到底是有沒有用過iPhone­.還是心理不平衡.或許有些人買iPhone不會用..但是不要­一干子打翻一船人..



[superyngo]

用windows+zune+wp7或android就好啦 這世界又不是繞著蘋果轉 選擇那麼多

[yjuju0902]

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