The FanFiction Critic, episode 43, "The Human Centipede Double Feature"

The fanfiction in today's episode belongs entirely to the authors. The fanfiction can be read in their entirety here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5968898/1/THE_HUEMN_CENIPED_2_THE_HUMEN_MILIPEDE and here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6255487/1/Centipede_Crufts. Suggest bad fanfiction: thefanfictioncritic@gmail.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• fanfiction critic
• bad fanfiction review
• bad fanfiction
• the human centipede

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

It may be Youtube derping, but you words didn't match up with your mouth towards the end of the first part.

[AFanFictionCritic]

@NekuThat1DeadKid

That's bizarre. I'll have to look into that. I didn't notice that when I was editing the video together; it may be a YouTube issue.

[justme0910]

Have you ever consired reviewing "The Human Centipede: Love at first bite"?

I know it's just a random Mary Sue having sex with Doktor Heiter, but that fic is awfully amusing XD

About those two pieces of (shit) ahem, fanfic: The first one is obviously a troll fic, but the seconds one ... I don't know. I just don't know. I write English fanfics, too, despite being a native German speaker, but at least I have a decent beta reader >.<

Good job on the review anyways! Honestly, I love you! <3

[AFanFictionCritic]

@justme0910

Oh, I've heard of "The Human Centipede: Love at First Bite"...and once I stop screaming from the horror of it, I'll consider reviewing it...

[Gamegirl22]

Whoa! This is the first time you gave a fanfic a grade other than an F. I like it. It leaves more of an impact if a bad fanfic gets a bad grade.

I get the feeling the second story was written by someone who only heard the movie's title but never watched it and this is what he came up with. But it's likely a troll being silly.

[rptheory]

This was obviously trollfic. FanFiction critic, I am dissapoint.

[KittyfantasticoFTW]

Yay! Creature Feature!

[ChiptheBlackMage]

Trollfic is so terrible it is actually inherently funny. Excellent review.

[dawkterderp]

@NekuThat1DeadKid Well I didn't mean it literally. But really they are both the same age? She looks younger

[NekuThat1DeadKid]

@dawkterderp that would be weird seeing as they are about the same age

[dawkterderp]

are you like the Nostalgia Critics daughter or something? Anyway you managed to make me laugh while the fanfic was making me vomit. Great job : )

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

I laughed at the Human Centipede because the acting was fucking horrible and everyone was FUCKING. STUPID.

There is something WRONG with Tom Six (the director and writer of the Human Centipede) because the second movie is EVEN WORSE when it comes to psychotic bullshit. He's one of those director's that I truly believe need some sort of psychological evaluation. Now that I'm done with my Tom Six rant, Obvious trollfic is BLEEDING OBVIOUS.

[473kittycat]

Both are these are written by blatant trolls.

[gekolvr0734]

hmm, the number of nickles in the jar went down... just curious...

[VoldyTwilight2]

I really hate the Human Centipede. I have a rant on it on my Fanfic profile.

[TheTop20freak]

intermission puppy = the cutest thing ever, your review for these horrible fanfics = funniest thing ever!