The Brofest Song aka the brarty song

parody of the party song written by me and bob

LYRICS:
Do you wanna come to a brodown
My bros picked me up in their fj at 420
This thing is at brads house but people are chill there
Therell be lots of natty and maybe some mikes hard
Ill call my bro chad and Ill tell him to invite
His cousin from flo rida who is real chill too
Hes got all the hookups on mad crazy dro yo
Just chill bro and relax I think it will be a sick party

And then I saw them standing there
With blood shot eyes and bleach blonde hair
I could see their boxer underwear at least I prayed that
They wouldnt bro rape me or try date me
Maybe they just need girlfriends
But that night I learned some bros try to hard
Some bros try too hard da na na
Some bros try too hard to impress
With the way that they act
And the brims on their hats
And the things that they say to me

I couldnt believe what this huge bro was wearing
The stench of his axe was so impairing
His collars were popped, he was trying to be cool
But we could all tell that he was just a huge tool
The doors on his wrangler and his shirt were missing
He stared at a girl who he wished he was kissing
Well its getting real late and im starting to hate
the plaid shorts and chilling and all the brorape at this party




So when you see them standing there
With blood shot eyes and bleach blonde hair
You can see their boxer underwear and youll discover
That they are no fun and they say what up son
You should just turn and run because youll find out
Some bros try too hard da na na
Some bros try too hard da na na
Some bros try too hard to impress
With the way that they act
And the brims on their hats
And the things that they say to me
Some bros try too hard
Some bros try too hard

Category:

Music

Tags:

• blink
• 192
• the
• brofest
• brodown
• brarty
• brorape
• song
• do
• you
• want
• to
• come
• mark
• hoppus
• tom
• delonge
• travis
• barker
• bro
• fiesta
• parody
• brostate
• university
• bob