Pretty Boy Swag - Soulja Boy (SPOOF - "Shitty Boy Swag")

Oh Soulja Boy... we all expect you to come out with new garbage and you never dissapoint...lol

just a little parody of this guy's retarded song, hope you like it!

Download song free at http://hulkshare.com/zt9hoazivmzn

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this
right here
is some shitty boy swag
a song full of shitty lyrics if you can even call em that (i wouldn't)

what's up with this voice?
it's makin me kinda mad
every song this dude puts out sets the new standard of bad

Shitty Boy swag (x4)
man it makes me sick, this dudes shitty boy swag
driving me insane, this dudes shitty boy swag
Shitty Boy swag (x4)
man it makes me sick, this dudes shitty boy swag
driving me insane, this dudes shitty boy swag


Everyone!
get out the way
a shitty boy is coming through
why does he keep tryin? i ain't even got a clue
he had 1 hit song
i gotta give him that
but since then he's so overrated he should baseball for the Nats

this fool ain't even pretty get this dude a plastic bag
when i hear his songs i cry, when i see his face i gag
get this dude a dictionary, let him work on his vocab
this is like he's 5th song where all he says is swag


this
right here
is some shitty boy swag
a song full of shitty lyrics if you can even call em that (i wouldn't)

what's up with this voice?
it's makin me kinda mad
every song this dude puts out sets the new standard of bad

Shitty Boy swag (x4)
man it makes me sick, this dudes shitty boy swag
driving me insane, this dudes shitty boy swag
Shitty Boy swag (x4)
man it makes me sick, this dudes shitty boy swag
driving me insane, this dudes shitty boy swag

I feel bad for the kids that spend money on this trash
hip hop is like a beautiful woman, dog you're givin her a rash

and why you spread lies like "your chest is straight flexin"
i'll show you how it's done homeboy take some lessons

you're about as buff as second grade, with kindergarden rhymes
no one likes you anymore dog, get with the times

Man, try and make some sense, get some direction and precision
cuz you suck more then Pam Anderson, get me some night vision




Alright i'm tired of stickin to your cadence
it's lame and
listening to your beat is causing strain on my brain

causing damage on a scale that you couldn't even imagine
but i would still lap you in a race if i was standin

still i think maybe i should just holler
you should get some sense with all of your dollars

You're lyrical weight couldn't get much smaller
you're just a female dog man put on your collar

and go out and play in the yard
or even better yet chase cars in the street
that'd be sweet
you've worn out your welcome
your songs are getting so old now they're getting crows feet

you slur your words, dog i'm an articulator
you should get like me and be an assimilator

you're the disease, and i'm the alleviator
hip hop ain't dead yet it's just on a respirator

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[TheChiliPeppers6]

Best parody!

[eli0wnedu]

soulja boy made 26 accounts and disliked it

[BellaLuna5786]

Wow you're a sexy white boy!

[UAVHACKPS3]

Nice man this song beast and soldier boy does say swag in all is cideos

[spiffytiffyful]

I should get you a bag soulja boy is sexy af

[PicturePerfect902]

Prefer this version . Also cause ur hot lol

[hollymacie]

I like ur version better and Ur hot... Jussayin

[shaleeseoz01]

I love dis,n he needs to replace him

[crazywhitedudestupid]

I much prefer this version

[cgoodman22]

this kid is better then u u need to get a life and go outside

[nohaterskel]

Heard**

[nohaterskel]

That's the best song I ever herd.!