Pie In The Pundit

Musings before the pie goes in my face, then the pie goes in my face, followed by additional thoughts about pies and faces. I guess I'm a wreck on New Year's Day. Untitled instrumental by Arthur Godfrey and his band.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Muffy
• St.
• Bernard
• drag
• queen
• pie
• in
• face
• pundit

[Frankeinstein127]

you were a man and you change to a women THATS SO GAY o.O

[Muffysb]

And you watched me put a pie in my face. That's so gay too! :)

[WhippedCreamGirl]

lol ok the secret's of pie that the man doesn't want you to know in 3 comment parts... spray whipped cream looks really good on the plate and tastes best, however once it's on your face it melts with your body heat and looks like someone blew a load on you... (especially the ready whip and similiar types, Hood is much better but still eventually suffers this problem, so while quick and easy not the best option so we don't want to use spray whipped cream, so onto option 2...

[Muffysb]

Yay, thanks for the expose! I should have come to you first.

[mepied]

I hope to see you in a new pie in face video.

Good the first!! ;)

[toonsis]

You DIDNT consult the pie tossing forums first ! Shame on you.

[Frankeinstein127]

@Muffysb lol um gay gay lolz :D online still?

and please whatch my videos

[Frankeinstein127]

@Frankeinstein127 lol?

[Muffysb]

Yow, thanks! Maybe someday there will be a sequel.

[WhippedCreamGirl]

part 4: Shaving Cream Pies... ok while alot of people reject shaving cream pies, cuz well they say it's not a pie, it is the EASIEST & BEST LOOKING, & it's the CHEAPEST. Shaving cream sticks & leaves you a giant creamy pile, looks awesome. Downsides are do not have your eye open while being hit & well it isn't edible. But if you know how to work it you can get 4 pies at least out of a 89 cent can of cream that are almost 12" thick! Well have fun with your pies in the future! LOVE YA FOR DOING IT

[WhippedCreamGirl]

part 3: ok Bakery Pies... Bakery pies are expensive, often runny or in some other way defective to face pieing, some purists will demand bakery pies, well they must be loaded cuz I poor and can't afford bakery pies all the time, I just don't find them to be a good option due to cost and they are often just bad in the results dept, however they taste the best! oops and it looks like I need to go to part 4....

[WhippedCreamGirl]

part2: Cool Whip pies, they have a much better look on your face and they stick nicely, and are all around better than spray whipped cream, except for taste and YOUR FACE FREEZES, which is a big thing that drives alot of new piees away when they start out with cool whip, but it's a good option for those who can brave the temp! onto part 3...