Walking Dead 101: Survival Essentials

Having a really bad day so I decided to edit a video I shot from a couple days ago.

Just some helpful tips from me to you about how to best survive a zombie uprising.

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• essentials

[FruitBasketAbridged]

Lol Fruits basket ^^ I abridge that ;)

[SFongwong]

@FruitBasketAbridged lol that's an old wall scroll of mine. I'm thinking about replacing it with a Madoka Magica one soon.

[matchesburn]

You don't think teaming up is going to fly? I have news for you: you have to sleep. Eventually. And it's not always going it be in secure and defended environments (and, in fact, it won't be - since you're going to be alone).

What happens if you're asleep, by yourself, and you get cut off by a group of zombies? Or some group of youth men decide to gang rape you horribly and hack you to death like some Rwanda ethnic cleansing death squad?

Bottomline: if you're alone, you're going to die.

[SFongwong]

@matchesburn Whoa, whoa, whoa; I'm not saying you to be ALONE. As I said, having a community of people to rely on during the outbreak would be preferred and perhaps even necessary. BUT you can't worry about a 70 year old man or a newborn baby. Some people would be willing to risk their life to save another which, for something that is inevitably going to die without your aid and (and probably going to wind up killing you as well) I say you have to drop the attachment and move on.

[SFongwong]

@matchesburn I understand it's not a philosophy for everyone but in my eyes it seems more logical for one person to live than both. If my legs were broken and I could no longer run I would expect my father or mother to go on without me because one dead person is better than three. I'd rather they live on and gain better knowledge of survival and spread the word to others. Needless sacrifice is just that.

[liquidpig]

I'm not sure if you made a family, you would want to go on without them, voluntarily, throwing them under the bus so to speak. You really care about your own mortality that much?

[SFongwong]

@liquidpig I would teach my children to be little badasses so that they could defend themselves. Nothing like a 10 year old with pigtails that can can aim for the head. Plus, I'm not one with that maternal instinct as you can probably tell...I don't really plan on having children BUT IF I DO basic training starts out of the womb, day 1.

[jootai]

u nasty shut up and clean!

[androyder666]

eres muy sexi n_n

[RomerosLivingDead]

You are pathetic..self centered. would truly like to see someone like you survive in any type of

apocalypse. Wow...loser

[Jinixied]

@SFongwong lol thumbs up dudette thumbs up :DDD

[Zolo1129]

6:00 in the morning and don't know what to do? hmmm, interesting. well you can always.....*wants to say something perverted* lol

[torquetheprisoner]

ur right cos other ppl would get in the way and question you on how and wen and if ur killing zombies or not cos going it alown would be fun and scery and you would not have to rely on enyone geting in the way and worrie about food cos you have it to ur self and if u get in a jam you can like go fuck it im killing zombies 1 by 1 till there is none in ur airier and find a secluded spot with out other ppl making noises to atract them,

[gaigegore]

N..No. Absolutely not.. xD

[berzerker501]

the one man wolf pack tactic will work for survival. However, if you seperate yourself from society the mental repercussions are extreme. take a look at the number of homeless who roam for supplies and over time develope mental illness from the loneliness. the posse is your mental supplement to keep you sane. although what you said is true people with love ones will brand you as, heartless. but i strongly agree with your melee weapons and your safety over attack aproach.

[mikeschmeee]

HOLY CROW!! CAPRISUN!! I haven't had any since I was like 7 years old. I want one!

[Zolo1129]

>.>.....<.<.....

Mole