No, really, why can't the most powerful man in the world do something as simple as fix my toilet? I'm tired of having to jiggle that handle just to save water. The President surely has the resources, the manpower, the budget, the authority to delegate, control of the House and Senate... what more does he need? He can even use my wrench.
And while he's here, he can have a look at my coffee maker's clock, which has read "0:49" ever since the last time the circuit breaker flipped. Oh, and he can check that breaker box, maybe get some labels on those switches.
You want to know what it must sound like from the President's point of view? Check out the video.
(full text at snarlyboodle.com)
This is GREAT!!!! Yes, is that too much to ask!?!
PaintedRavensong 2 years ago