Dear Grotescos, should you come across this: I only want to share your genius with the world. There's no money in this for me, so please don't hate on me.
If you like my translation you can, of course, use it at will.
* The prevalence of idiots on teh internetz make you have to explain the joke, lest you be flamed by people who think you are bashing actual homosexual people. Which this song does not. It bashes people who bash homosexual people. *Explains. Slowly.*