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Fortune Cookie: "Scavenge the sea floor for nutrients" :D
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His "Tee Heeee!" is so cute... and I'm a man saying that!
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@ThisIsShar mine isn't. ._.
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@eamond619 Not really. Not like he will have sex with them, or let him watch as they have sex. So, your point is invalid.
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the last man is the luckiest person EVER
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0:37
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I just love that teehee can't stop replaying it
Please help me anyone
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My name is Ben. ._.
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And the Tee-Hee man was so exited his weakened heart failed on him. Saddened, he passed away silently. But then he opened his eyes to see a cloudy land, with Olivia in angel wings standing there, smiling. He will Tee-Hee again...
2 weeks ago 5
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*opens fortune cookie* FINALLY, SOME AIR! Gawddamn, do you know how cramped it can be in that cookie?!
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not shoulda said "they are bisexuals"
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*they're lesbians* TEEHEE
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He needs a fortune cookie to tell him they're lesbians?!
3 weeks ago 4
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of course they're lesbians
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@XSasuken22X Thanks a lot for the explanation.
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i didnt see the second bedd on the paper
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press 9 for everyone's reaction
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@Crush40FTW he didnt. he needed someone to tell him.
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@fleskfan100 What do you expect from a bunch of raving mad lunatics with high quality cameras and no screenwriters? ON WITH THE SHOW!
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@Crush40FTW -_-
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@Crush40FTW He didn't know...
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wait if he couldnt read, then how come he knew what it said?
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Figures that Mr Benefit of the Doubt wouldn't have caught on.
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"Tee..Hee.."
Sulaco117 2 months ago 129
@KeronInvasion its a joke a lot of people do with fortune cookies; all you do is add "in bed" to the end of your cookie's statement. EX: You will live long and prosper "in bed." [good talk]
XSasuken22X 3 weeks ago 18