Pokerface Parody - Junk Food Craze

This is a Lady Gaga Pokerface parody that talks about the good and bad of junk food and how it's all about balance. The entire music track is made from blowing/hitting junk food containers and bubble tea straws.

Lyrics:
Om nom nom nom
X5

I want a gulp of Cola it's a damn hot day,
Grab my Pringles, lick my Oreo, slowly munch away. (I love it)
Had a bar of Kit Kat but I'm not taking a break,
'Cause I've yet to enjoy my cup of Haagen-Dazs Sundae.

Oh-o-o-o, oh-o-o-o-o-o-o,
I won't say no, to Ferrero Rocher.
Oh-o-o-o, oh-o-o-o-o-o-o,
A pack of Lay's, keep my worries at bay.

Can't rid my, can't rid my,
No I can't get rid of my junk food craze. (it's finger licking great)
x2
Jun-jun-jun-junk food craze, jun-jun-junk food craze. (om nom nom nom)
x2

I wanna stop the pimples blooming on my face,
Get rid of the Himalayas bulging on my waist. (I hate it)
When I'm in the loo I put a nuclear bomb to shame
If junk food is gold then I will be richer than Bill Gates.

Oh-o-o-no, oh-o-o-o-o-no-no,
Every day, having stomachache.
Oh-o-o-no, oh-o-o-o-o-no-no,
Don't look this way, my teeth are decayed.

Can't rid my, can't rid my,
No I cant's get rid of my junk food craze. (it's finger licking great)
X2
Jun-jun-jun-junk food craze, jun-jun-junk food craze. (om nom nom nom)
x2

But if junk food's really that bad, I will be sad,
'Cause to me it's like how Juliet is to Romeo, we are an inseparable couple.
Without it life won't be so complete, like no popcorn at the movies,
Though some control I do need on how much of it I eat.

Can't rid my, can't rid my,
No I can't get rid of my junk food craze. (it's finger licking great)
X4
Jun-jun-jun-junk food craze, jun-jun-junk food craze. (om nom nom nom)
x4

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Lady
• Gaga
• Pokerface
• Poker
• Face
• Parody
• Junk
• Food
• Craze
• Justatinyreddot

[eveecooper]

Wow!! This is amazing! haha! The video is brilliant and the words are really clever! I think some more forceful singing might've been more appropriate for the song, but it was really great! =D You can thank Joey Li for sending me to your video! Happy Christmas!

[JustaTinyRedDot]

@eveecooper Thanks you! haha! Joey is my cousin haha! merry xmas!

[JustaTinyRedDot]

@eveecooper thank*

[WhoMrAwesome]

wow i just subscribed the soon to be number one most subcribed person on youtube!!!!

[JustaTinyRedDot]

@WhoMrAwesome thank you so much for your encouragement! I will keep more works like this coming!

[JustaTinyRedDot]

@myliferocksttm thank you! haha do we happen to know each other in real life?

[xingxingx]

Nice!XD



[SoundlessRose]

I like how the cat gets scared when he sneezes at 2:43 XD That's an automatic win for me just because I love cats so much >.<; But it's great, even without the cat!

[crazygamerzz]

almost forgot that "The entire music track is made from blowing/hitting junk food containers and bubble tea straws."

AMAZING

[vortexkd]

LOL damn win!! nicely done xD

way to put bubble tea straws to good use

[maybebaby45]

omg this is incredibly cool -from the video techniques to the way you create music. btw how old are you? O:

[DonMo999]

Nice video! Keep up the good work :) (From Moritz and Steff, friends of Joey :P)

[marcoma103]

awesome THANK U I LKE IT I SUB TOO ;)

[meowingkitties]

:D dudeee. This shit is epic brah!