N.J. Jurors Convict Man in 'fat Defense' Trial
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too fat to kill? maybe. but not too fat to avoid being repeatedly ass raped in prison.
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If he was too fat to make it into the courtroom, then maybe they would have considered his defense.
It's a shame he had to commit murder, he could have made a killing touring Japan as Wilford Brimley.
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LMFAOROFL!!!!!!!!
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WTF...What an asshole
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he killed a hamburger
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Gimmie a shot gun and a bottle of Rum!
You ain't too fat to kill!
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If you want to know how to build a gun silencer you just need to read "Without Remorse" by Tom Clancy, if you can make it through the book...
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of course the defense is so ludicrous that it is hilarious, and it is right that we all laugh at him but let's not forget that this fat-fuck killed his grandchild's father. Lets hope the prison diet trims him down enough that he can avoid heart attack, or diabetes long enough to suffer awhile behind bars
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lol bro u ain't getting away with murder just cuz ur obese
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LOL "....where they caught him the NEXT day..." LOL - they literally must've followed the trail of FAT! or crumpled up wrappers of twinkies, ho-ho's and the like!
The defendant was also found guilty of eating the chocolate cake that was on the kitchen table in the victim's house.
RedPhroggz 2 years ago 6
Committing the perfect crime does not consist of googling "How to commit the perfect crime"
xxxFaustusxxx 2 years ago 5