How To Buy MEAT 1 - Valium not Included

Exciting, Sexy & Explosive! This is a USDA promotional / information film for "meat" hosted by a very mellow 70s housewife, who stumbles through her lines and really seems to be enjoying some Valium or pharmaceutical enhancement.
Also notice that she follows NO sanitary practices for safe meat handling. It's a cross-contamination nightmare ... ahhhh, those were simpler times.

Among the valuable bits of advice is to "treat your meat with tender, loving care" ( ... ahem) also includes tips on 'getting the desired degree of done-ness', using tongs, tenderizing and how to carefully select your meat.
Yummy, to be economical you can even buy in 'Carcass Form' (yes, that's one decapitated Cow sawed in half and stuffed in your freezer) instead of those wimpy little hamburgers! Learn about USDA Choice, USDA Prime & USDA Good - what is the difference?

Also notice that she follows NO sanitary practices for safe meat handling. It's a cross-contamination nightmare ... ahhhh, those were simpler times.

For additional tips on 'handling' your meat (and other things) - visit http://www.MIQEL.com

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Howto & Style

Tags:

• usda
• meat
• purchasing
• carcass
• housewife
• xanax
• pills
• cooking
• 1970s
• grades

[Anglynn74]

sounds like her cell phone is ringing back there

[OdinsCloud]

What a women, cooks, clean, & is quiet!

[frankly1970]

I get a little excited watching this. Mommy issues possibly?

[apple2forever]

USDA also put out a vinyl album...