Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?

In The Know: Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears.

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[joshua23671234]

Is it a bad thing that I had no idea this was a parody until sometime around 1:30?!?

[Nocosix]

See also: Courageous Man Refuses To Believe He Has Cancer.

[aeion solos]

the burrowers wrap around the cerebral prostate ... corinthian leather ... my work is done here ...

[aeion solos]

has everyone seen how Theyve developed tiny insect robots ! Theyre putting cameras on the mosquito ones but Theyre motion activated, so if you detect one while Your walking threw Times Square, all you hafta do is stop moving for three minutes and its tracking system loses you ... Theyre developing nanotech bedbugs and lice which will be programmed to follow the lead of Wrath-of-Khan rectal burrowers ... 100% true, i saw it on glenbeck ...

[Sebtal19]

THE SYSTEM WORK !!

[Ack Yafran]

If you know someone,or have Schizophrenia stay online and post like mad and watch you tube videos on conspiracy stuff regarding RFID. Do not stay alone,keep online because its your only ally until this cleansing is over

[Ack Yafran]

Does it

come with a theater of retards that have a bad attitude all the time and tell

you to go see a psychiatrist so he can prescribe expensive pills that won't take care of

the ringing from that radio antenna along with the hallucinations of white vans with WiFi

Nets that say FBI Surveillance Van on them?

[Ack Yafran]

Does it

* heal itself after flying 10,000 miles away from where you developed it?

* just appear out of the blue and start telling you,you won't make it in life?

* show low definition Skype sessions with surround sound in your head?

[Rahkuhl88]

That would probably make it even more funny.

[DarrylCross]

Last I checked, mental illness isn't a race. At least it wasn't. I will admit, it is sometimes hard to keep up with the new PC bullshit. It's not a race now is it? Or perhaps you meant there is just one race that only ever has mental illness?

[DarthDefiler]

We should also implant them with an irresistible urge to buy a copy of 'The Catcher in the Rye' every time they leave their homes, just as a means to keep tabs on them.

[Darthmufin1]

satire :)