"My Wife Cut Her Hair"(And It's Gone To Her Head)

[Am7]No one made a [D] sound,when[G]she came walkin' down, her [Am7] hair was almost [D] longer than her[G]wedding gown, the [Am7] ribbons and the [D] bows, a[Bm] candle and a [E7] rose, what [Am7] happened to that [D] girl God only[G] knows......My[Am7] wife cut her hair and it's[D] gone to her head, she [Bm] won't do the dishes and she [Em] won't make the bed, [Am7] all I get for dinner is a [D]warm flat beer, she[G] got a new computer and a fancy career, I [Am7] really didn't mind her [D] college degree, but [Bm] then she had to go and get a [E7] P.H.D., She[Am7] used to be happy at [D] home just bakin' [Bm] bread, [Em] my [ Am7] wife cut her hair and it's[D] gone right to her [G]head....Now the[Am7] house has gone to [D] heck, the[G] whole back yard's a wreck, I [Am7] still remember [D] when I kissed her [G] on her Daddy's deck, the [Am7] moonlight and the [D] song, the [Bm] tree frogs and the [E7] pond, one [Am7] summer evening [D] when her hair was [G] long....yeah my [Am7] wife cut her hair and it's [D] gone to her head, she [Bm] won't gimmie none 'a that [Em] lovin' I said, [Am7] every time I go to get [D] somethin' there, it's [G] Jimmy crack corn and she don't care, [Am7] high heels, make up and [D] unconcerned, she [Bm] got a new position in the [E7] company firm....I [Am7] liked her in sneakers [D] tee shirts and flower [Bm] beds [Em]....my [Am7] wife cut her hair and it's [D] gone right to her [G] head....(bridge)....It all started with a [C] call to her Mom, [D] then the mall and a [Bm] beauty salon, [Em] they saw the latest little [Am7]do in town,[D] that's when it all came[G] tumblin' down....tumblin' [ A ] down to the [D] ground....my [Am7] wife cut her hair and it's[D] gone to her head, [Bm] cell phones ringin' and it's [Em] half past ten,[Am7] emails, details and [D] wine to go, [G] livin' just a littlle like a monkey in the middle of a [Am7] three ring circus in a [D] travelin' show, I've [Bm] never been married to a [E7] C.E.O., [Am7] next thing I know it, she's [D] gonna go and dye it [Bm] red [Em]....my [Am7] wife cut her hair and it's [D] gone right to her [G] head...yeah my [Am7] wife cut her hair and it's [D] gone right to it, [Bm] gotta get it back to the [Em] way I knew it, my [Am7] wife cut her hair and it's [D] gone right to her [G] head!.......................


An original loving novelty song for my wife Karen!




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[KarenBIS64]

Your wife must be a hottie!

[pocketcharts12]

Love this song!

Rick

[ichigorobei]

Nice song! Well written and a great presentation! Keep up the good work!

[crackerboxrecords]

I love it. Great job

[JohnMRavenscroft]

Excellent!

Very slick performance - and a well-crafted song.

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[meggiesaysmo0o]

O.o i have long hair.... lol im trying to grow it even longer :-)

[LEDRavecom]

So many women just don't get it--guys love women with long hair!

Enjoyed the song, btw. Clever and fun!

:)

[jenbanter]

cute! I bet if Dr. Demento still had s show on KMENT, your song would have done well on it.

[MavMin]

Very funny but it is a sad commentary on American culture as well. You've come a long way, Baby but ironically many women I know want to go back to the house but can't afford to because they can't find a good man since she became just one of the boys.

[Sinsoftheheart]

my hair is long, its all curls but when its wet I can tuck it into my jean pockets lol

[kiekie84]

my hairs long ;) :P ahahaha