The Riffs - Blind Date

I'm going on a blind date, I'm doing my friend a favour, I hope she's not a horror, I'll have to wait and see. Slapping on the Old Spice, Trying hard to look nice, Got my tonic suit on, Hope she fancies me. She got out of the taxi, She was a monster, A total eclipse, Of Sainsbury's. Tattoos on her tattoos, Muscles on her muscles, She looked like the sister, Of Idi Amin. We're going to the pictures, I didn't have any choice, She put her arm around me, Her grip was like her voice. Sshh! Sshh! time. Is that the time, Is it really half past nine? Sorry darling, I'm gonna have to go. I got to get to Wandsworth, I'm meeting Terry Lawless, Tonight I'm sparring with Frank Bruno. She got out of the taxi, She was a monster, A total eclipse, Of Sainsbury's. Tattoos on her tattoos, Muscles on her muscles, She looked like the sister, Of Idi Amin. Geezer she's a monster, She's really not that bad, You must think that I'm joking, You must think I'm mad. I'll never take you word again, You do what you like, Going down the boozer, I'll be there tonight. I'm going on a blind date, I'm doing my friend a favour, I hope she's not a horror, I'll have to wait and see. Slapping on the Old Spice, Trying hard to look nice, Got my tonic suit on, Hope she fancies me. She got out of the taxi, She was a monster, A total eclipse, Of Sainsbury's. Tattoos on her tattoos, Muscles on her muscles, She looked like the sister, Of Idi Amin.

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[lanman31337]

Aiden and Alexander - thank you both for all of this information!

[canon6]

OMG FIRST 30 seconds and is now in favourites :D

[RJB33RPM]

f****ing brilliant, on the ska wars comp...

[SeniorMojo]

oh my god...this takes me back

[RickstaRIIx]

Aiden thanx for the responce,fantastic to here from ya

heres another remembering the festival at the charing cross astoria,issues with mark foggo

remembering the George Robey. had meny a laugh with you and watford John

Aiden hope all is well in your world

Had many a good smoke with you way way back when

[livmusicman37]

Crystal thinks im two diff people! so just to prove who iam here it is

[MrAcsio]

que buen ska

[colimason09]

shi shit time whats the time is it really half past nine sorry darling im gonna have to go

[RickstaRIIx]

@RickstaRIIx that should of read thomas a beckett,rodney you are a plonker

thanks for uploading

[chelseafcsw6]

RIP Brian McEneaney

[colimason09]

one a me bros favourites

I'm going on a blind date, I'm doing my friend a favour, I hope she's not a horror, I'll have to wait and see